CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Tethler]

Originally Posted by Zeboim [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That is the realm of full on irrational panic buying.

It's fine to be stocked up, but that's silly. Not really sure why there would be a run on gas considering how much of that is automated and there really shouldn't be a virus scenario where gas deliveries to stations stop and refineries are completely disabled, but I suppose that's just how people are.

Indeed. All these dumbasses in Japan panic buying toilet paper cause of fake news circulating that Chinese factories closing down make it (most of Japan's TP comes from Japan). Now here I am with 2 rolls left and none to be found in store.

Guess I'll have to use my mask stockpile to wipe my ass.

[Zeboim]

Originally Posted by Tethler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Indeed. All these dumbasses in Japan panic buying toilet paper cause of fake news circulating that Chinese factories closing down make it (most of Japan's TP comes from Japan). Now here I am with 2 rolls left and none to be found in store.

Guess I'll have to use my mask stockpile to wipe my ass.

Dude buy a Bidet on Amazon for $20 and shit like a king. It'll change your life.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Christendom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Eschatology

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if you prefer scatology to eschatology, you might be a redneck

[Tethler]

Originally Posted by Zeboim [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude buy a Bidet on Amazon for $20 and shit like a king. It'll change your life.

Oh yeah, I use them daily when I'm at work or out and about, but you still need paper to dry after washing, though definitely less than without a bidet.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Tethler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh yeah, I use them daily when I'm at work or out and about, but you still need paper to dry after washing, though definitely less than without a bidet.

Nah, you take one of these lay it down at an angle and squat over it.

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Unopened rolls of toilet paper will be worth like 4lbs of rotten goat meat in our new world. You want to save those.

[Wallicker]

No way lol, have you seen the stock market this past week.

[Zeboim]

They aren't even panic buying in Korea.

Murricans be crazy yo

[Videri]

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[solleks]

Nerve struck

[solleks]

How do you not get shit water everywhere