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Old 12-06-2019, 09:49 AM
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The Qeynos Clock tower is under construction. The Merchants of Qeynos have said it will take 3 years to complete all of the renovations. Which seems crazy since they are working around the clock.
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:16 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....
even though this may have been recycled, i'm gonna have to rewards it to bigjeff100...only because none of the other ones actually made me chuckle.

please provide your character name and you shall be rewarded.
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Old 12-09-2019, 01:49 AM
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even though this may have been recycled, i'm gonna have to rewards it to bigjeff100...only because none of the other ones actually made me chuckle.

please provide your character name and you shall be rewarded.
Throwin it out there, but Jeffer ate a forum ban =/
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:14 PM
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Boutik.... nuff said
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:36 PM
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Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:42 PM
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Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.
Fucking. Meta.

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Old 12-03-2019, 05:09 PM
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Jokes not up.
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Old 12-03-2019, 09:13 PM
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Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.
I honestly don't know how anyone is going to beat this....
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Old 12-09-2019, 04:50 AM
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Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.
Fucking lol.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:41 PM
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@RNF:

A recent Pew poll suggests that 90% of RNF blamed "Rooted Dragons" for their failed marriages.
...funny, they also all claimed to be married to a Canadian Dwarf named Rosie Palmm <Awakened>

RNF actually bonded together to create a children's book, an EQ-themed alphabet book that ends ...XxYZ.

What's the difference between an epilleptic oyster-shucker and a p99 poopsocker that is also a prostitute?
A: One shucks between fits.
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