Quick, I need something to tell the wife...

[KwwBall]

Originally Posted by Asmadi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.

This would either be amazingly successful or a huge backfire. I can just imagine some women going bananas trying to make sure you are "straight" by molesting you like mad and or being extremely sexy whilst you are trying to play.

Basically. Use this strategy at your own risk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[OldFloridaMan]

Tell her it’ll be good practice for when she’s a widow after killing you for your insurance money.

Well, that was my wife’s response when i told her about P99...

[zodias]

"Honey, you always tell me to be honest so i feel like you need to know that none of your clothing makes you look fat, you just are fat. Also that moomoo looks great on you."


Instantly you kicked out of bedroom and can sleep (stay up all night playing p99) on the couch.

[Supreme]

Get her a sancho

[Llandris]

Just be honest and tell her you're a huge nerd and you need to satisfy your pixel lust

[FatherSioux]

Originally Posted by Llandris [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just be honest and tell her you're a huge nerd and you need to satisfy your pixel lust

[Baler]

apply for an ip exception and get her playing too

[KwwBall]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

apply for an ip exception and get her playing too

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[lonig]

Just turn on Lifetime network and pray she doesn't start believing their messages

[Falconz]

Tell her she's allowed to hit up TJ Maxx Marshalls and Homegoods all in the same day