My Bitch Of An EX

[baalzy]

Originally Posted by JayDee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Been present when a family member or two was watching this show and it's fucking dreadful every time.

No good sitcoms like seinfeld anymore, with the exception of the new genre of comedy like Office/Modern Family.

I have a pretty good idea it's the result of the interweb. Same reason why music is dead.

Somebody get this guy a doctor.

Obviously his sense of humor has died if he doesn't find HIMYM funny.

[Massive Marc]

Originally Posted by JayDee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Been present when a family member or two was watching this show and it's fucking dreadful every time.

you're a geek.

[mimixownzall]

Originally Posted by Mikaelo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have a girlfriend who I love and is in love with me, she's hot and she isn't crazy.


Or wait is this the thread where we all call women crazy but then tell them how much we love them to their face? I'm sorry

You can still love a girl and her be fucking crazy. Or be in love with her then she turns into a raving lunatic.

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by mimixownzall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can still love a girl and her be fucking crazy. Or be in love with her then she turns into a raving lunatic.

True. But Mikaelo doesn't need to worry about this because his beard, i mean girlfriend is absolutely awesome...

[Mikaelo]

Originally Posted by mimixownzall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can still love a girl and her be fucking crazy. Or be in love with her then she turns into a raving lunatic.

my ex turned into a crazy so I dipped, sometimes you just have to let go

I guess it's nothing against anyone here personally, I just hate when dudes talk shit about their girlfriends to be cool and manly but then as soon as theyre with their girlfriend, it's a different story. I think it's manly and cool to adore your girlfriend, maybe I'm old school. Just ranting mainly, nothing against you swell dudes.

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by Mikaelo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

my ex turned into a crazy so I dipped, sometimes you just have to let go

I guess it's nothing against anyone here personally, I just hate when dudes talk shit about their girlfriends to be cool and manly but then as soon as theyre with their girlfriend, it's a different story. I think it's manly and cool to adore your girlfriend, maybe I'm old school. Just ranting mainly, nothing against you swell dudes.

My girlfriend is amazing and I love the shit out of her. What is happening on this thread is EX girlfriend hate. It's quite legitimate because no longer are they giving positive benefits to these dudes.

[Mikaelo]

Originally Posted by Eldaran [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My girlfriend is amazing and I love the shit out of her. What is happening on this thread is EX girlfriend hate. It's quite legitimate because no longer are they giving positive benefits to these dudes.

My ex girlfriend use to call me if I went out with friends without her every 10 minutes to make sure I wasn't getting drunk or with girls, if girls voices were heard in the background, bricks were shat. And then I would apologize.

there's my ex girlfriend hate for the thread, can i kick it with u foos now?

[JayDee]

Originally Posted by Mikaelo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think it's manly and cool to adore your girlfriend, maybe I'm old school. Just ranting mainly, nothing against you swell dudes.

r u from mayberry bro

[DiamondDust]

I enjoyed Scrubs~

[deathgirl]

evolution is slow and we're all still carrying around stone age brains- we still act on impulses formed from a time when natural selection favored men who were good at deceiving women and getting them to agree to have sex. seduction and abandonment is a very old ruse. females, as a result, had to get even better at spotting male lies and exaggerations- and the female brain is now well adapted to this task. bad experience(s) with douchebags can swiftly lead to the amygdala tyrannizing the conscious mind and mutating the girl into the "batshitcrazy" hypercritical being you'll all encounter at some point. it's her biological imperative to ensure you won't impregnate her and vanish, for the primitive part of her brain believes this to mean a major threat to her and her offspring's survival. hence the amygdala having to be deactivated before female orgasm can occur. oxytocin and dopamine and other chemicals associated with love and trust are the only things that can deactivate the amygdala (if you're against suggesting she become a crackwhore, which will override the amygdala's dominion, as well as extacy etc).

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ps. ladies, you should be more concerned with the length of his vasopressin gene than anything else, because that determines how monogamous he will be [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]