Contest for my stuff:

[Loke]

I honestly don't deserve your stuff - I really don't need it and already have enough stuff of my own. However, in the event you are unable to locate a worthy individual for your stuff, I would be more than willing to take it off your hands.

As I don't really have any need for it beyond selling it and making the number I see when I visit the bank slightly larger, in the event you decided to leave your things in my possession, I would distribute them to individuals I encountered in regular game play that I felt were deserving. How I would accomplish this is by judging individuals I encounter when I play my anonymous alts.

I already do this a lot since unless an item is going to net me over 1k, I rarely waste the time trying to sell it - so instead when a random L30 druid stops and gives me a thorns or sow, instead of tipping 5pp, I toss them a charred guardian shield - or the monk/druid duo who kindly invited a random stranger that happened to be my under geared paladin who was 3 levels lower than them join their group despite the fact it worsened their exp and I wasn't really bringing much to the table... actions like that are what I like to reward. Sure a paw of opolla could net a bit of cash; or it could be given to druid who kindly took time out of kiting to help me track a wandering mob down.

So yea - hopefully you find someone to give the items to; but if you don't, I'm sure I could help you find a good home for them while I'm anonymously running around P99 acting like the newbie we all know I really am.

[jpoarch]

I vote for loke to get items... mainly because i'm much more likely to get them through being awesome in game than trying to persuade you... but seriously. Loke's got a good plan

[Humwawa]

I'm a necromancer. Being such, I rarely group.

I have never seen your toon. In fact, I have no idea what your toon's name is, and I have no idea what you play - to me, EverQuest is, for the most part, a single player game which has a Team Play option. In short, I am an EverQuest Black Hole.

The tone of your post is unclear, as to whether you're looking to do something good for the community or simply looking to scuttle a wish to return by stripping your character. This is irrelevant to me.

But. If the latter is relevant to you, then rest assured that any items you throw my way will be subsumed into my greedy necro black hole, devoured to the bone. Never to return. Your Gear Kevorkian.

I can also sac you, too. I'd prefer that, actually, but it doesn't matter. Plenty of souls out there.

Love,

[ElanoraBryght]

I never called you a douche.
Even when you were.

[Wudan]

make a lie detector session and invite whole P99 population lol

this must be the dumbest thread I have EVER seen

[Cfred0-]

I like turtles

[Friday]

Ill hold onto it until you get back.

Been playing on P99 for a while and somehow I've avoided all the drama and kept an upstanding reputation.

[Slathar]

because you're secretly in love with me and the irony of giving me all your lower guk loot would be hilarious.

did u get called up to be a combat medic? i thought u had to be 5 toilets high for that

[Reynard_CT]

trollin with his babymama

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[Tiggles]

Give me your stuff and i will give you Tralina's cell number so you can call her in the middle of the night. (serious)