Stuff you hear people say

[chromis]

See what had happened was

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by chromis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

See what had happened was

[Swish2]

You've got to be in it to win it

[skarlorn]

okay, here's a combo from a dude i encountered last night:

"The thing about me is that 1 in 5 things that I say are good. The others may be wrong or bullshit."

"I have a 2 drink per night, 2 nights of drinking per week, LIMIT."

"Yes, I'll have that glass of champagne." (His 4th drink)

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

okay, here's a combo from a dude i encountered last night:

"The thing about me is that 1 in 5 things that I say are good. The others may be wrong or bullshit."

"I have a 2 drink per night, 2 nights of drinking per week, LIMIT."

"Yes, I'll have that glass of champagne." (His 4th drink)

You're judgey about alcohol for straight bourbon guy.

[MagpieRockyl]

Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing

[Swish2]

"So..."

(added unnecessarily at the start of a sentence when starting to explain something to sound like you know what you're talking about)

[mickmoranis]

Trumps going to get impeached today!

[Swish2]

Ain't nobody got time for that

[chadtwoke]

Originally Posted by Chaboo_Cleric [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Keep riding my nuta and hiding behind the forums
. Prob fat, mad, and sad.

Sorry I don't give a fuk about the select nerds hating on me. I find it commical cause my life rocks and yours sucks.

Then you post pictures of yourself and you are exactly what you just said the above poster was. Fat, mad and bald. Your GF is fuckable tho, so grats. I'm sure she's getting some thick BBC on the side tho.