the GAINS thread

[Patriam1066]

I don’t like (((supplements))) like that. Let me know how it goes Mead. Also, my gym sucks Ass too. Asians sitting around on machines socializing while I mean mug the shit out of them awaiting the call from God Emperor TRUMP to make china great again.

[Mead]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don’t like (((supplements))) like that. Let me know how it goes Mead. Also, my gym sucks Ass too. Asians sitting around on machines socializing while I mean mug the shit out of them awaiting the call from God Emperor TRUMP to make china great again.

It’s really out of convenience. It’s much easier to down a couple shakes in a day than intake that amount protein and calories in food.

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[JurisDictum]

So I've been making my own salsa lately. Just chopping the ingredients rather than pay $6 for a plastic jar of it that's already 1-2 weeks old. It works great except one key problem.

Every time I chop jalapenos or other hot peppers...I forget about it 40 minutes later or so and end up touching my dick. This leads a burning sensation that can't really be washed off right away -- so you just have to kind of ride it out.

Now obviously I wash my hands before or after handling food. But the hot oils that are in peppers don't easily wash off. And you tend to soap down before handling food more than after. However, even when you remember to soap the shit out of your hands...it doesn't always work! It just lowers the level of burning you experience. I'm starting to think that the only way I can keep making my own salsa, is by scrubbing with vinegar after handling the peppers at all.

Otherwise, as good and cost effective as making you own Pico De Gallo is...its not worth all the burning dick.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by JurisDictum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So I've been making my own salsa lately. Just chopping the ingredients rather than pay $6 for a plastic jar of it that's already 1-2 weeks old. It works great except one key problem.

Every time I chop jalapenos or other hot peppers...I forget about it 40 minutes later or so and end up touching my dick. This leads a burning sensation that can't really be washed off right away -- so you just have to kind of ride it out.

Now obviously I wash my hands before or after handling food. But the hot oils that are in peppers don't easily wash off. And you tend to soap down before handling food more than after.

Even when you remember to soap the shit out of your hands...it doesn't always work! It just lowers the level of burning you experience. I'm starting to think that the only way I can keep making my own salsa, is by scrubbing with vinegar after handling the peppers at all.

Otherwise, as good and cost effective as making you own Pico De Gallo is...its not worth all the burning dick.

Hey this is funny because I eat a lot of jalapeños too and I’ve touched my dick as well. The struggle is real

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hey this is funny because I eat a lot of jalapeños too and I’ve touched my dick as well. The struggle is real

[skarlorn]

tonight i attended my first real kendo practice. it turns out when you go up against a person wearing indigo robes and full armor, screaming at you and striking so hard your sword shakes u sort of forget all the shit u learned. i was legitimately struggling for breath towards the end of practice. the kendo community was very kind and putt up with my and the one other person who passed beginner class's incompetence.

tonight i will be eating more food and icing my back. tomorrow CHEST day bithces.

[skarlorn]

i feel deep gratitude that the Lord God has given me the strength and discipline to reach this experience in life

tomorrow i will re-affirm the sacrifice of my life as it is a Whole Experience unto the universe and beg the lord God for strength only matching the trials He Has in Store for me

[Wonkie]

proud boy is studying the blade

[skarlorn]

the moer derailment about penile jalapeno suffering the better

[LulzSect©]

tomato fat knows a lot about burning pee