PSA: Dont Sprain Your Ankle

[Ahldagor]

How'd you sprain it? Heal well and quickly.

[skarlorn]

if u didn't smile at my poast then i legit may haff 2 sprane me ankill doin yer mum

PST for detailz

[mickmoranis]

Only cure is boobs

[Beastagoog]

pretty sure she's one of those rough neck girls who act of brash but deep down inside she wanted to be a pretty barbie but she working with what she got.... so bless

[Raavak]

How does a P99'er sprain their ankle? Running for the fridge prolly.

[skarlorn]

jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

[Baler]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

lol Then later that morning mother has to come down to the basement because the smell is leaking through the floorboards. Where she finds you unconscious on the ground covered in sock filth with woodelf females in kelethin on your monitor.

[Tenderizer]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

^lot of gems in this thread

[skarlorn]

BEGONE FROM MY LAIR

you shriek at your mother

THIS IS MY DOMAIN

you shout as she ascends the stairs tragically and you languish in a puddle your own excrement. A moment later, you squirm to the side and manage to press the "power" button on your PC tower. The familiar whirrrrring of the fan gives you an immediate erection. soon you will be home. soon you will be free. you climb into the chair. there will be time to shower after your hot elf sex in the EC tunnel.

[Lulz~Sect]

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