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[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i am insufficiently schooled in wines. only tried a few and all tasted like ass :c i did learn that i liek same though (*^^*)

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[skarlorn]

Methodist just like my granma

I was born at Houston methodist

Check mate

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Methodist just like my granma

I was born at Houston methodist

Check mate

My son works there small world man!!!!!!!

[hyejin]

as a general practice i avoid kool-aid and other tooth- & lip-staining children's drinks. i will imbibe if it tastes like money

[Kaight]

I happen to love white wine.

[hyejin]

what a twist

[maskedmelon]

don't think I actually tried white wine before ^^;

[hyejin]

it tastes like mom's breath smelled ca 1994 before she lost the weight + boob job

[skarlorn]

Lmao clearly none of u grew up with an alcoholic alpha male as ur dad feeding u high end French wine and sampling his shitty cigars from childhood.

Daps to ur methodist links patriam much love brudda

[hyejin]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lmao clearly none of u grew up with an alcoholic alpha male as ur dad feeding u high end French wine and sampling his shitty cigars from childhood.

Daps to ur methodist links patriam much love brudda

nope dad drank cheep beer & smelled but he was was the 1st person i ever braindommed & sobered up. he's about visible abs and his status-conferring exotic gf now. she has a complex about her appearance i think so they are both staying hot af into 50s. if I gave u the number of ppl ive managed this way & described their depths & heights u'd prolly refuse to believe me so ill just say that i'm objectively a really good person.