(Spoilers) Star Wars: The Last Jedi is greater than The Empire Strikes Back

[mickmoranis]

i feel like if you tried to gangrape someone with starwars nostalgia it'd end up looking a lot like TLJ

[skarlorn]

Luke Cums so hard he transcends in to living force and everything is gonna be fine

[Pokesan]

didn't luke become one with the force several times in the no-longer-canon eu?

like pure force magic pwning all enemies

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

didn't luke become one with the force several times in the no-longer-canon eu?

like pure force magic pwning all enemies

luke even got a dildo jammed up his ass in the EU wat's ur pt

[skarlorn]

Idk

[Nexii]

I came out of TLJ thinking it was okay, but didn't have high expectations.
- The action scenes were good, star ship battles and lightsaber battles were the highlight
- I found it really preachy. The SJW pandering was really blatant. The casino bit irked me more. This anti-1% stuff reeks of hypocrisy when Hollywood/Disney and the actors in it ARE the 1%.
- All of Leia's scenes felt surreal to me. Idk what it was but most of the characters just felt really detached from one another
- A lot of new characters. None of the 'good'/'light' side characters were likable or relatable. Only Kylo's arc seemed interesting to me. Rey could have been too but they took her on a journey to nowhere.
- Overall could have been a lot worse. I'd still go see Episode IX because the Star Wars universe is interesting to me

[Mistle]

Really fun movie. Plot holes abound but no worse than any of the other SW movies. Mark Hamill was awesome.

3D glasses give me unbelievable eye strain though, I won't do that again.

[Lulz~Sect]

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[skarlorn]

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yes, yes YES MORE

lulz please find a gif of the line that happens on the final showdown. a group of rebels slides into a trench. one of the men runs his hand on the white crust of the planet, revealing the red underneath. he then puts his hadn to his mouth to taste the white crust and he says "it's salt."

this is really gonna be a big gif in the gaming community

[Amyas]

He could barely beat the hot dog men near the end......