Alien Invasion Thought Experiment

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Give the guy a break. I, for one, love thought experiments!

Let's see, if aliens enslave my species, I believe that I'll probably be pretty pissed--regardless of the advanced technologies they may introduce to my people. Ultimately though, it's obvious that the very traits which my oppressors have bred into me will in turn destroy their own culture. My superior athleticism and aesthetic will prove irresistible to their women-folk, and after a half-dozen generations or so I imagine we humans will have diluted our alien overlords' bloodlines to the point they won't resist nor even notice as they are being conquered.

In all seriousness, though:



This tidily illustrates the decline of the white race, and by extension its supremacists.

The ancestors we deify, for better or worse, accomplished what they did by acting in bold, defiant self-interest. Think: Manifest Destiny. Think: Human Bondage. Imagine the immensity of their nutsacks, the unbridled audacity, the supreme confidence required of a man to deem an entire race his property. An entire continent his eminent domain.

Now fast-forward to today: you've been reduced to clever dog whistles. Fucking baking analogies! Even granted anonymity, you're forced to play these silly forum games rather than expressing your ideas directly. Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

Don't give yourself too much credit. You're an example of your people's decline as well. Iranians are the last Aryans. When we get done with Israel we'll redeem you also

[hyejin]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't give yourself too much credit. You're an example of your people's decline as well. Iranians are the last Aryans. When we get done with Israel we'll redeem you also

painstakingly spells *daps post* out in phonetic alphabet between puffs from a marijuana vaporizer held to her lips & operated by a supple-handed 4'11" twink

[fash]

hah. It's amusing to see my parody cartoon avatar of Bill Nye's ice cream video rustle people so severely that they'll blindly marshal arguments against me with the false premise that I'm a "nazi" "white supremacist", in spite of my history to the contrary.

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Even granted anonymity, you're forced to play these silly forum games rather than expressing your ideas directly. Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

And which ideas have I not expressed directly? "Dominating the lesser races"? You are clearly more keen on that than I am. Please expound on your theory of racial hierarchy.

You guys are such loons. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by fash [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hah. It's amusing to see my parody cartoon avatar of Bill Nye's ice cream video rustle people so severely that they'll blindly marshal arguments against me with the false premise that I'm a "nazi" "white supremacist", in spite of my history to the contrary.



And which ideas have I not expressed directly? "Dominating the lesser races"? You are clearly more keen on that than I am. Please expound on your theory of racial hierarchy.

You guys are such loons. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You're not going to Valhalla bud. Me and filbus will let you know what it's like

[fash]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You're not going to Valhalla bud. Me and filbus will let you know what it's like

I'll inform the pagans.

[maskedmelon]

i want a do over for my response. i failed to consult the ideology I've cucked my free thought to and now regret that.

it just occurred to me that it may be possible to be hateful without being a racial supremacist and also possible to be a racial supremacist without being hateful.

i also i applaud all the responses to perceived white supremacy which consist of boasts of athleticism, genital size and sexual prowess. how could anyone possibly cling to their baseless hate mongering in the face of such intellectually demonstrative and articulated responses.

also, vanilla is delicious, but nothing compared to peppermint.

also for the record, aliens from the alpha centari nebulae are the most intelligent, best organized and hardest working of any breed. they suffer adversely though from too great of demand for comformity.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Give the guy a break.

He is full of shit. Any reaction (negative or otherwise) from others is welcomed by him.

You don't photoshop a Bill Nye cartooned ice cream character into a cartoon scene where it's pressing the button to a gas chamber, all the while wearing a full nazi suit and hat then proclaim it as if it's in homage to Bill Nye's short video featuring Rachel Bloom's song "My Sex Junk" and vanilla ice cream. All of these details have nothing to do with vanilla ice cream, Bill Nye or Rachel Bloom's awesome song "My Sex Junk." This is sacrilege to Bill Nye and Rachel Bloom.

Honestly I am surprised this avatar is even allowed on the forums. I recall other posters with similar photoshopped art being banned from the forums for such images. I admit it's a cute cartoon, but what it represents isn't cute. By flaunting this avatar across these boards, every post he creates with this avatar stamped on them is telling every mod who sees it and allows it, "you are my cuck."

Basically dude is flaunting his disgusting personal agenda that the majority of others with any empathy would find offensive with no repercussions because he eloquently/mockingly proclaims that it's actually just a representation of vanilla ice cream and Bill Nye. Vanilla deserves better representation honestly speaking.

Smugness and arrogance drizzled like chocolate fudge on top of his vanilla liking self ought to be dealt with fairly and equally, afterall that's what he preaches so succinctly. Fash the poster has earned ascension rights and should be granted his trip expediently to the land of those who have risen immediately.

On a more serious note, vanilla is average at best there are tons of flavors recognized as far superior to vanilla. There's a reason why the word "vanilla" in the context of ice cream is used to indicate basic, normal, and run-of-the-mill average. It's just that, nothing special about it.



TL;DR

This avatar should be removed and Fash should eat a ban.

[fash]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Basically dude is flaunting his disgusting personal agenda

Please elaborate on my disgusting personal agenda. How does my libertarian view compare to Barkingturtle's sexual fantasies of his ancestors' nutsacks?

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine the immensity of their nutsacks, the unbridled audacity, the supreme confidence required of a man to deem an entire race his property. An entire continent his eminent domain.

Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fash the poster has earned ascension rights and should be granted his trip expediently to the land of those who have risen immediately.

Are you saying I will go to Valhalla after all? Patriam and filbus will be joyed.

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fash should eat a ban.

How dare you, sir!

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[skarlorn]

We use Arabic numbers lol

[Pokesan]

oh boy

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insincere trolling only succeeds in a circlejerk nub. reroll with an anime name and maybe you'll gain some traction. until then, fuck off.