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Old 07-16-2018, 03:45 PM
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There are no girls on the internet only trannys
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:38 PM
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:04 AM
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Mike Cernovich posted:
We were in the back seat of her car hooking up. She let me pull her shirt up but wouldn’t let me take it off. She also wouldn’t let me take off her pants.
Anyone who has dated Indian girls know how annoying they are, and how hard they are to close. I knew this girl wasn’t going to let me fuck her in the back seat of her car, and that she was going to require some secret moves.
“My dick hurts,” I told her, as I unbuttoned my own jeans, exposing it to her. She looked at it but didn’t move.
“You aren’t just going to leave me like this, are you?” I pulled her hand towards me, but she pulled it back.
Indian girls are selfish teases, and she would have no problem leaving me hanging.
“Fine then. I’ll take care of it myself.”
I started playing with her tits, spit in my hand, and started masturbating.
She still wouldn’t join in the fun, but she wasn’t freaked out. “Don’t get any of this on my seat,” she told me as I was about to cum.
Often finding myself in sketchy situations, I wear a tight American Apparel ribbed tank top under my shirts. It comes in handy when you need to clean up bodily fluids.
I came into my tank top, zipped up, and said, “Let’s go.”
She drove me home, and parked her car, “I don’t want to risk a DUI,” she said, and walked upstairs with me.
The next morning I had one of those, “Does the notch count if…” discussions with my boy.
“Hey, man,” I asked, “Does it count if you get it halfway in, but can’t get it all the way in, because she’s too tight?”
“Ah, man, that’s a tough one. You had the intent. She had the intent, but you weren’t fully in.”
“Yeah, but I was halfway in. Do I gotta be balls deep? She told me she had only been with two other guys, and I believed her. My dick would only go halfway in before she started screaming in pain. I did like 3 or 4 half pumps. Does it count?”
“I don’t know. We should ask some other guys.”
How did I take a girl who had only had sex with two other guys – with a tight pussy to prove it – and get an arguable one night stand out of her?
By masturbating, I took advantage of the anchoring heuristic:
The anchoring and adjustment heuristic was first theorized by Amos Tversky and Daniel Kahneman. In one of their first studies, the two showed that when asked to guess the percentage of African nations that are members of the United Nations, people who were first asked “Was it more or less than 10%?” guessed lower values (25% on average) than those who had been asked if it was more or less than 65% (45% on average). The pattern has held in other experiments for a wide variety of different subjects of estimation.
If we had just made out in her car, anything else sexual would have been anchored to the make out. Going from making out to sex is a big jump.
By masturbating in her car while playing with her tits, we had created a new anchor. We had gone farther than making out, thereby bringing us closer to boning.
Next time, don’t settle for the make out. If possible, at least pull out your dick. If you can get her to touch it, even better. If not, just let her know that your cock is too swollen to go back into your jeans, and that, “Either you’re taking care of this, or I am.”
Masturbating will set your anchor nearer the desired destination – pussy port.
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Old 07-28-2018, 01:42 AM
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Old 07-28-2018, 08:58 AM
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Or you know she could have made him get out the car (this is where tasers and mace are pretty fun) and take care of himself and called it good. I bet his chud would have deflated if he was dumped nexto a dumpster in an alleyeway after getting zapped. Probably wouldn't have had to finish himself then.

He's really immature, impatient, and unable to be romantic/wait for it. Obviously can't respect peoples personal space and property. I think he needs to go.
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Old 07-28-2018, 11:18 AM
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I think wonkie is just lonely and needs his cherry popped. Dissapointed to find out he is in the PNW.
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Old 07-28-2018, 11:29 AM
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I think wonkie is just lonely and needs his cherry popped. Dissapointed to find out he is in the PNW.
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Old 07-28-2018, 12:22 PM
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:18 AM
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:25 AM
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Ohhh I totally agree with this btw. It's messed up. Big time. It makes womeny people very unhappy with their appearence unless it's neotenous childlike zoinistic aryan sex doll perfection.
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