Activists Hold Funeral For Frozen Chicken In Store

[Barkingturtle]

I apologize for the vicious attack on your butthole, Skartorn. Honestly thought you'd enjoy it.

I can and will doo better.


(Look, this isn't my best and I am not proud but I'm really not a shitposter and I'm just trying to feel y'all out and fit in.)

[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I apologize for the vicious attack on your butthole, Skartorn. Honestly thought you'd enjoy it.

I can and will doo better.


(Look, this isn't my best and I am not proud but I'm really not a shitposter and I'm just trying to feel y'all out and fit in.)

Why don't you ever update your webpage?

[skarlorn]

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[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why don't you ever update your webpage?

I broke it the other day so it'll see an update soon. I've been thinking of making it so half the site shills my book and the other half talks about my wife and I's micro-sanctuary. I should probably take it out of my sig until it's fixed at least but there's still a link to Amazon on there if people dig around enough so I mean it's technically still functioning.

[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I broke it the other day so it'll see an update soon. I've been thinking of making it so half the site shills my book and the other half talks about my wife and I's micro-sanctuary. I should probably take it out of my sig until it's fixed at least but there's still a link to Amazon on there if people dig around enough so I mean it's technically still functioning.

oh I didn't realize that. I meant before that. it felt neglected. was curious to see if you were building a new book outta all you research.

i don't wanna read about your micro-sanctuary though （＾ν＾）

[Barkingturtle]

Thank you for noticing the neglect. I am working on another book but it's really no excuse.

And it's your loss if you don't read about my sanctuary. Every Sunday I sit down with Geddy and analyze another episode of the popular nineties edu-drama Saved By the Bell. Geddy is my house rooster. He wears a diaper. I really feel like this content is exactly what's missing from your life.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've taken note of this behavior.

*pans Super 8 to Barkingturtle with deadly efficiency, zooms in with detachable manual crank lens*

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*pans Super 8 to Barkingturtle with deadly efficiency, zooms in with detachable manual crank lens*

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*GOT EM*

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I broke it the other day so it'll see an update soon. I've been thinking of making it so half the site shills my book and the other half talks about my wife and I's micro-sanctuary. I should probably take it out of my sig until it's fixed at least but there's still a link to Amazon on there if people dig around enough so I mean it's technically still functioning.

are there picture's of your cow's teats'? if so i will click the link

[Rader]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

are there picture's of your cow's teats'? if so i will click the link

Poke will do much more than just click the link, I am sure.