Worst Corpse Run

[Check12345]

Almost forgot

Old Sebilis
Keys were not soulbound, you needed two, and to duel outside before entering.
We wipe in back disco.
We zone in with backup keys and CR gear.
We wipe in back disco on CR attempt.

We are now naked in trak's teeth farming keys.

It took multiple trips to get a necro with enough coffins to get us all.

Conclusion? Some nights you are just better off laying your sack (or boob) on the keyboard and hitting it with a hammer.

[mickmoranis]

my worst corpse run was about a week into the game, lost in the gfay woods on my level 10ish ranger wood elf brandishing my precious mino axe I realized I was lost in these dark woods that became instantly scarrier than any environment I have ever been in before.

I felt the cold creep of death around every dark tree and as to be expected I wound up murdered by a wasp or a fairy or something totally silly, yet terrifying.

I searched and searched and searched and only after a couple days that someone told me they could use the magic of the land to locate my corpse did we find it.

Definitely my most brutal corpse run.

[Jimjam]

Kunark Release:

Rolled a human necromancer. Making gains. Strong enough to defeat orc pawns!

Headed into the harbourside bar in Freeport while waiting for a boat.

Curbstomped by unfriendly adventurer NPCs.

Didn't know/think about hotkeying /corpse; didn't know how to /target corpse; didn't know line of sight was not required; didn't know if I waited a little the NPCs in the bar would respawn as non KoS.

Had to walk in, manually target and type /corpse, move up and retype /corpse. Died a few time in the process.

Was worth it to recover that 2AC robe which was significantly worse than the 4AC cloth tunic I was going to vendor.

[Jimjam]

Fortunately I now know about macros, how to /target (name)'s to ensure corpse is targeted and can drag like 6 corpses at a time with ease! Only took like 20 years to figure that shit out.

[Baa]

A few years back we were raiding Hate (it was already partially cleared and we were unsure of respawn timers).

As we wrapped up and ported out my group was slow in porting out for whatever reason when suddenly the re-pop happened on-top of our heads. My little rogue fought valiantly to keep us alive, everybody made it out alive except me and another.

Most users had already logged out for the night and we didn't have Whatsapp then so we had a ragtag group of 6ish left including the two of us that died.

I had to leave for the airport in the next 30 mins or so, so we tried to do a ninja CR, however as part of the respawn there was 3 golems at entrance - after a couple of port in and port outs (I was trying to ninja sneak hide to at least get corpses to ent) we had to give up for the night.

I ended up leaving for the airport and getting my corpse recovered on my return.

[alexnoshinku]

Originally Posted by originalman [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i dragged a tru noob's corpse under the ice into the caves in everfrost. he sent a lot of tells "the corpse tracker says i'm right on top of it WHERE IS IT"

^^^ omg that is way to good, if someone did that to me I would so laugh my ass off