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Old 03-31-2011, 12:00 PM
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The thing is, I am scared shitless. What if this bitch comes over to my place (she has a husband I have to host) with a big ass butcher knife and kills the shit out of me?
Never bring her to your house. Isn't this why God made motels?

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Old 03-31-2011, 12:09 PM
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If you have to ask you are too young.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:09 PM
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Dude...do it in the back of her car first. Then u can easily get out. Totally works for me.

Funny shit though.. Goodluck.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:11 PM
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Did he bang this bitch yet or what ?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:30 PM
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Key element: Do not take her to your place.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:46 PM
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unless it's to the secrete dungeon room/ bomb shelter
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:24 PM
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:43 PM
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those some nice beef curtains
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:49 PM
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My GOD this thread is GREASY :3
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:51 PM
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that looks tasty
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