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12-10-2016, 06:35 AM
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They got a pretty cool complex, with a huge towering windmill and large bronze boilers to distill the stuff in, and you can go there for tours. They stopped handing out alcohol during and after the tour, because people tended to come out a little hammered.
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12-10-2016, 09:06 AM
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The bottle was cheaper thAn Grey Goose. Usually go with Stoli but didn't feel like walking to the bullet proof window liquor store that day.
Thx 4 share. I'd definitely be one of the hammered ones after such a tour. | ||
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#5
12-25-2016, 03:02 PM
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Jeppenstrubber's Journal:
I had made good money at the Nybright sister's camp. But soon it was too easy for me, the great Jeppenstrubber. I became bored and as travelers passed through the camp I heard legends of a gnomish rogue, the adventurer Sneaksy! I too, wanted to be a legendary adventurer. But I was not cute or lucky like Sneaksy, instead I am just evil and very weak. I decided my great adventure would be: finding Solist's Icy wand! Stupid Solist, he's very forgetful. He left his most powerful wand in the depths of Kurn's on the dark continent of Kunark. If I could get this wand, my power would be greater than any other wizard - and I could use it as a tool for evil! So I left the camp and cut all ties. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] My journey through lesser faydwer was harangued by orcs. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Though they are evil too, evils do not mind killing one another. This orc died. As I ran, I counted my vast fortune. Over one hundred platinum pieces in coin and rings!! I would use this money to buy my spells from the high elves of Faydwer, then I would go to Kunark. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] On the way, I found a pixie. Pixies are cute and killing them seems pretty evil. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I got to the elf town and there were guards everywhere! I was scared. Did they know I was evil - a killer of pixies? I'm no rogue like Sneaksy, but I stayed behind the guard and slipped through town. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Suddenly, another guard came from the other way. I was trapped. An elvish trap! My stomach soured to think of the good elf's victory. But I am not so easily thwarted!!! I have heard legends of great heroes killing guards but I am very weak! So I looked at my book of spells... no invisibility! I'm still too weak to use it! but what's this?? Shadow Step! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I cast the spell and landed smack dab in between them! Just between their lines of sights. Stupid elfs! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I wandered around the magic city for a while and purchased my supplies. I bought a cloudy potion from this idiot. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Because I am very weak, I know I'll need all the help I can get on the way to Kurn's! One potion should do it! The dumb elves didn't have much of my level 16 spells. They kept telling me to "research" it. I bought their stupid book and then bought Fay Gate, a very important spell. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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12-25-2016, 03:04 PM
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I got out like I got in - being small and weak. But damn, there was a guard at the gate out. Another elf trap! No problem for Jeppenstrubber's Mighty Magic!
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] pops over five feet to the left [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] oops [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] ooops OK! maybe i'll just run! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] the dumb elfs couldn't tell I'm very evil, so I got out. I made sure to kill a faerie noble right after. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] As I passed through Greater Faydark, I heard an announcement!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] This was a great adventure! I went to the orc lift and found this gang of weak idiot elves. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] The game was a race! Whoever could run from the Priest of DIscord lift, across the kelethin platforms, and then to the bottom of the noob lift would win a prize. I was in! We toed the line and shot off!! I used my secret, evil powers of strafe running and spamming jump to get an unfair advantage on the stupid, good elfs I competed against. Evil has its perks! I was in the lead straight away!! My heart raced in my mouth. I couldn't believe it!! I got to the lift and pulled the jam, only to realize that if I waited for it to rise, everyone would catch up. Looking down, I realized there was only one way -- I JUMPED! It was fine!! It's a short fall. At the bottom, I was congratulated for my victory. They recognized my greatness (but didn't realize I am evil) [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I was given a Ring of Power !!! and a DIAMOND! I had heard legends of these rings, but this was incredible! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I smiled to myself. I had become very rich. I was glad I left the stupid Nybright sisters camp. That's a camp for idiots. It's a camp for peasants. If you are a true adventurer and respect the path of evil, fortune will fall to you. | ||
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