Raci

[Tecmos Deception]

Someone write a fan fiction applying Atlas Shrugged to Dial A Port and P1999 please.

Druids and wizards run off to hide in surefall glade to make their own little society where the free market decides prices and individuals aren't shunned for making their own decisions about themselves while the rest of Norrath burns cause the only way to port around is clicky items.

[poena.dare]

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Someone write a fan fiction applying Atlas Shrugged to Dial A Port and P1999 please.

“John Galt the Druid is Prometheus who changed his mind. After centuries of being torn by bards for having brought players the transport of the gods, he broke his chains—and he withdrew his transport—until the day when players stop playing bards.”

[Phenyo]

Originally Posted by Valse [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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<Dial a Port> keeping it classy.

Some guy refused to port you and you think this is thread worthy? His time is valuable and whatever arbitrary reasons he has for not helping you, be it your terrible fashionquest or hatred for bards, is his prerogative. He doesn't owe you shit and a well balanced adult would just go about their day and not have a little cry on the forums.

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Ps fuck bards, fuck chardok ae

[Valse]

Originally Posted by Phenyo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

whatever arbitrary reasons he has for not helping you, be it your terrible fashionquest or hatred for bards, is his prerogative.

I'm pretty sure my culottes and ascot combo are on point...

[Silvurwolf]

Wait a sec, you get mad at him for stereotyping bards so you make a post and stereotype his guild haha? 'Merica

[GinnasP99]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38

[Beckoning]

Originally Posted by GinnasP99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38

Well played, sir, well played.

[Cazador64]

Originally Posted by GinnasP99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38

I just about died.

[Brontus]

Rosco is my hero. I'm glad he stood up to this bard. You can only take so much abuse from players who screw you on fees. Dial a Port doesn't work for tips, we work for fees. We port you, you pay us. The fee is 1 platinum per level. If you have a problem with that, then walk, run or wait 30 mins for a boat and do enjoy the long boat ride cheapskate.

As a member of Dial a Port and I can tell you that bards are consistently tip the lowest of all classes. These are the very same bards that charge players 2.5k plat an hour for bard powerleveling service. It's fucking ridiculous.

However, not all bards are bad tippers. There are some good ones.

Also, bards are the biggest abusers of free corpse retrieval ports too since they are always dying due to their risky playstyle i.e. swarm kiting.

If you fail to tip a DAP member or screw us with a low fee then you will be put on /ignore and everyone in DAP will add you to their /ignore list. So think twice before you decide to be a cheap bastard and not pay us because it will be your last DAP port.

Without DAP and the good people that spend hours of their precious free time porting players this server would come to a screeching halt. Raids would have a hard time assembling without the additional assistance of DAP porters.

DAP members are hard working decent folks who bust their asses porting players 24/7. We could be out having fun but instead we choose to provide a unique paid, professional service to players. We help players all the time with additional services that provide Evacs, Pickups, Bind Affinity, SoW, Levitate, Invis and See Invis just to name a few. We perform deeds of kindness that you will never hear about such as 96% rezzes and ports to newbies.

[big_ole_jpn]

Originally Posted by Brontus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rosco is my hero. I'm glad he stood up to this bard. You can only take so much abuse from players who screw you on fees. Dial a Port doesn't work for tips, we work for fees. We port you, you pay us. The fee is 1 platinum per level. If you have a problem with that, then walk, run or wait 30 mins for a boat and do enjoy the long boat ride cheapskate.

As a member of Dial a Port and I can tell you that bards are consistently tip the lowest of all classes. These are the very same bards that charge players 2.5k plat an hour for bard powerleveling service. It's fucking ridiculous.

However, not all bards are bad tippers. There are some good ones.

Also, bards are the biggest abusers of free corpse retrieval ports too since they are always dying due to their risky playstyle i.e. swarm kiting.

If you fail to tip a DAP member or screw us with a low fee then you will be put on /ignore and everyone in DAP will add you to their /ignore list. So think twice before you decide to be a cheap bastard and not pay us because it will be your last DAP port.

Without DAP and the good people that spend hours of their precious free time porting players this server would come to a screeching halt. Raids would have a hard time assembling without the additional assistance of DAP porters.

DAP members are hard working decent folks who bust their asses porting players 24/7. We could be out having fun but instead we choose to provide a unique paid, professional service to players. We help players all the time with additional services that provide Evacs, Pickups, Bind Affinity, SoW, Levitate, Invis and See Invis just to name a few. We perform deeds of kindness that you will never hear about such as 96% rezzes and ports to newbies.

is this for real?