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Old 02-15-2017, 04:14 PM
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I will not believe such things of Sneaksy unless I have proof!
I'm afraid no player is eligible to create a gnome unless they have a certifiable mental illness and chronic drug problem. It's just the rules.
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Old 02-16-2017, 03:15 PM
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I'm afraid no player is eligible to create a gnome unless they have a certifiable mental illness and chronic drug problem. It's just the rules.
Can confirm, have a gnome and paranoia issues and a fondness for amphetamines. Had to mail GM's proof before they let me leave Ak'Anon
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:57 AM
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I like how everyone loves Sneaksy, but hates Shnickasaurus. They are the same type of EQ player. Both found their niche in game and play their own way. There is no right way to play the game and everyone should be allowed to make their own fun.

So why do people spew venom and hate at Schnickasaurus, but love Sneaksy ?
Well just going out on a limb here but one of them makes entertaining picture stories and the other is a filthy EC reseller.
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Old 02-15-2017, 12:43 AM
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sneaksy good, grocer bad
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Old 12-20-2016, 03:36 PM
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the adventures of cucksy the unemployed gnome
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:31 PM
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kill yourself as soon as possible
hope this holiday season finds your self-loathing stockings stuffed with compassion and love
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Old 12-27-2016, 12:16 PM
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hope this holiday season finds your self-loathing stockings stuffed with compassion and love
The stockings loathe themselves?! Sentient stockings, ultra-rare drop from WL armors?!?!

PS I'm making a "Sneaksy visited my group and all I got was my watch stolen" t-shirt because she refuses to famous me for my spider & doggie mass murdering.
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Old 12-28-2016, 06:23 AM
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PS I'm making a "Sneaksy visited my group and all I got was my watch stolen" t-shirt because she refuses to famous me for my spider & doggie mass murdering.
Pshaa, it has to be adventure!
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:14 PM
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yay! I was in an adventure ( although briefly)

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don't trust kraddok, sneaksy - he's after your fortune!
hey! I resent that - The only treasure I seek is knowledge!

Hangin with Sneaksy was fun - we talked mysteries, treasure,... uhh.. sneaking?! Then we had an Adventurer's Magical Crystal Water Staff Party with an unsuspecting dwarf on the Felwithe bridge : )
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Old 01-08-2017, 01:22 PM
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I still gotta catch up with adventures.....but this one is pretty topical with the entire alliance of the raider guilds lately....

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I was sittin around bein a gnome when my spies reported in that there was a gathering of adventurers getting ready to attack the giants city of Kael.

Obviously, I had to go!

Using my disguises I blended in as just another adventurer.... helping to fight giants outside in the wakening lands until the rest of the forces assembled....

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Eventually everyone went inside and began preparations for their attack on the greatest treasure holder in all of Kael....the sacred statue of Rallos Zek!!

The thing is, I also heard they had come to an agreement beforehand of who owned the statue....so no adventure race was held....

Little did they know I knew the laws of adventuring!! That the statue belongs to whoever hits it first and it announces their name to everyone!!!

This was my chance!! My chance to pull the greatest heist in all of gnome history!!!!!!!!

So, while all the others were getting ready to fight....I carefully snuck down to where the statue was waiting....and took out my biggest gnome marker!!

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Then, I scrawled my name across the statue in PERMANENT INK!

"Is Sneaksys! All Treasure Mine!!"

I had done it! I had claimed the statue before anyone else!!!! According to article 6 paragraph 3 of the raiders agreements, I now had complete ownership of the most prized treasure in all of Kael!!!

It was time for plan B....to sell the rights to the others!! I was gonna be rich!! Maybe even hundreds of platinums!!!!!

But...as I tried to begin negotiations.....they ignored me and attacked the statue on their own without proper ownership papers!!!!

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It was a travesty!! No one steals from a sneak gnome!!!!

I would show them! I would show them all!!!!! Little did they know I gots connections!!

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"Who dare summon me?!"

"Oh oh over here! Me! Sneaksy the gnome!!"

"A gnome dare summon the Avatar of War?!"

"Kinda! I just came to tell you those thieves broke OUR statue!!! We gotta rough dem up a bit! For the ransom and things!"

"I see....I'll handle this then..."

And so "plan rough-em-up" was set into motion.....

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I followed the Avatar as he made his way through Kael.....their monks were so shocked they fainted in the hallways!!

Eventually he came upon the band of thieves.....so I watched....watched from the shadows.....

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The battle was so mighty it shook the entire city!! Time even seemed to warp as so much magic and stabbing was happening, it was like the world couldn't handle it!!

But....in the end.....the Avatar had succeeded....the entire party had been extremely roughed up.

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As I sat overlooking the destruction I figured they learnt their lesson. No one steals from a gnome!!!
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