Why is the left so afraid?

[Blitzers]

Far Leftists very scared of Ted Cruz
http://www.salon.com/2016/01/25/5_re...trump_partner/

[Pokesan]

it's because he's a dangerous lunatic, OP

hope this helps

e: dominionism, yo

[maskedmelon]

Think it is mostly this:

3. He’s Smarter. Trump is no slouch but he hasn’t given any indication of a sharp mind. Cruz is razer-sharp: It’s not just his degrees from Princeton and Harvard Law, along with an impressive record at Harvard, or even his winning arguments before the Supreme Court. For his entire adult life he’s been a fierce debater with an intensely-logical debater’s mind.

When you are so daft as to actually believe Trump is intelligent (no slouch as the author put it), an intellect like Cruz's must be overwhelming.

The fear is unwarranted though. The man has zero chance of becoming president.

[Nikkanu]

Drumpf '16, yolo

[Blitzers]

Donald Trump said Tuesday that Jesus Christ was a ‘socialist loser’ because he used to feed the poor and heal the sick.

Then Trump – the Republican presidential contender who has captured the hearts and minds of at least 20% of the nation’s Republicans – vowed:

“Believe me, Trump would never help the poor.”

“I would never give away medicine for free. Jesus was weak. Let me tell you something, Jesus is not god. He’s god because he was crucified. I like gods that weren’t crucified.”

“Perhaps he’s god, but right now, Jesus hasn’t done anything in 2000 years,” Trump added. “Jesus gets up there and starts bleeding out on the cross. Trump wouldn’t do that. He has blood coming out of his sides, his eyes, his feet, blood coming out of his wherever. Just disgusting.”

The real estate tycoon also said he didn’t like Jesus after he found out that he used to give away free healthcare to the poor.

“I never liked Jesus after that, because I don’t like socialist losers,” Trump said. “He’s as weak as Bernie Sanders.”

“I just don’t respect Jesus as a savior,” Trump said of Jesus. “I have no respect for him. I don’t think he’s very good at being a deity. He never owned any casinos, he never married models like I have. I think Jesus is highly overrated.”

Trump said he is considering starting his own religion named ‘Trumpology.’ Trumpology would focus on the worship of money and of Trump the Savior.

Leading pollsters think Trump’s poll numbers will probably rise after this as many Republicans will assume he was merely insulting a Mexican named Jesus.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Blitzers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Donald Trump said Tuesday that Jesus Christ was a ‘socialist loser’ because he used to feed the poor and heal the sick.

Then Trump – the Republican presidential contender who has captured the hearts and minds of at least 20% of the nation’s Republicans – vowed:

“Believe me, Trump would never help the poor.”

“I would never give away medicine for free. Jesus was weak. Let me tell you something, Jesus is not god. He’s god because he was crucified. I like gods that weren’t crucified.”

“Perhaps he’s god, but right now, Jesus hasn’t done anything in 2000 years,” Trump added. “Jesus gets up there and starts bleeding out on the cross. Trump wouldn’t do that. He has blood coming out of his sides, his eyes, his feet, blood coming out of his wherever. Just disgusting.”

The real estate tycoon also said he didn’t like Jesus after he found out that he used to give away free healthcare to the poor.

“I never liked Jesus after that, because I don’t like socialist losers,” Trump said. “He’s as weak as Bernie Sanders.”

“I just don’t respect Jesus as a savior,” Trump said of Jesus. “I have no respect for him. I don’t think he’s very good at being a deity. He never owned any casinos, he never married models like I have. I think Jesus is highly overrated.”

Trump said he is considering starting his own religion named ‘Trumpology.’ Trumpology would focus on the worship of money and of Trump the Savior.

Leading pollsters think Trump’s poll numbers will probably rise after this as many Republicans will assume he was merely insulting a Mexican named Jesus.

hey it's a worse version of theonion! how clever!

[Blitzers]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hey it's a worse version of theonion! how clever!

Pokemon cards ftw nice pic, how's mommy's basement.

[maerilith]

Why do the 'murican's hate Osama Bin Laden so much?

Because OP is a dangerous lunatic.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Blitzers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pokemon cards ftw nice pic, how's mommy's basement.

what's it like being dumb enough to take satire as sincerity?

[Blitzers]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what's it like being dumb enough to take satire as sincerity?

Yes I don't know it's satire.
You should upgrade to Ars Magica.