Cloak of Flames Roleplay Contest

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by sirelothar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When you get fucked up the ass hard enough that your colon feels it just think.. "BDA wasn't so bad after all"

Pokesan appears from the shadows and beats sirelothar to death

Not in my forum bitch

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pokesan appears from the shadows and beats sirelothar to death

Not in my forum bitch

Maskedmelon mutilates the body.

[Sweettouch]

Rip,cya when you come back

[Tann]

I painstakingly copy and pasted a smidge of the Divine Comedy into Gizoogle Tranzizzle, while I won't win the glorious CoF I should get honorable mentions:

Da scared sinner then resumed: ‘If you wanna peep or hear Tuscans or Lombards, I'ma make dem come yo, but let tha Malebranche hold back a lil, so dat tha others may not feel they vengeance, n' chillin here, I, whoz ass be one, will make seven appear, by whistling, as our phat asses do, when any of our asses gets out.’ Cagnazzo raised his snout, at these lyrics, and, bobbin his head, holla'd: ‘Hear tha wicked scheme dat schmoooove muthafucka has contrived ta plunge back down.’ At which Ciampolo, whoz ass had a pimped out store of tricks, replied: ‘I would be malicious indeed, if I contrived pimped outa sorrow fo' mah companions.’

Alichino, could contain his dirty ass no longer, n' contrary ta tha others holla'd ta him: ‘If you run, I'ma not charge afta you yo, but beat mah wings above tha boilin pitch: forget tha cliff, n' let tha bank be a cold-ass lil course, n' peep if you ridin' solo can beat us.’ O you dat read this, hear of dis freshly smoked up shiznit son! They all glanced towardz tha cliff side, he above all whoz ass had been most unwillin fo' all dis bullshit. Da Navarrese picked his crazy-ass moment well, planted his wild lil' feet on tha ground, n' up in a instant plunged, n' freed his dirty ass from they intention.

[Pokesan]

Tell me about the Grocer. I know he would visit you occasionally visit or send food.

Oh the Grocer, yeah he was real nice, when people was watching that is. He bring by some fried meats, bring by some pies, fresh veggies. Very good pal, when people was watching him.

What the stories don't say 'bout him is what he'd do when it was just us. He weren't allowed in the cells, rule say you gotta stay behind the bars. Rules don't say a fuckin' thing 'bout pelting you with rocks and trash - and that's the least of it. Don't want to talk about the nastier ideas he'd come up with.

He would attack you?

That's just how it was with him. One minute you're laughing, joking, having a good time together with food and drinks. Next thing you know he's screamin atcha, tossin what he had, bangin the bars with his soup spoon makin a racket - make the guards come, blame you for it.

Did you ever report him?

I did, reluctantly, for all the good it did me.. Things are bad in there, few minutes of good food and a friendly face is what keep you going. Made it worth the abuse. Can't say I would have spoke up 'cept what happened the last time he visit.

See my face? You wanna know how I got these scars? Grocer come by, say he brought somethin REAL SPECIAL this time, told me come closer to see. That little psycho threw an entire pot of Fish Head Soup in my face, the bastard. Burned me up real good, laid up infirmary for three weeks, third degree burns. That's how I got these scars.

[khysanth]

if confirmed true please sticky post

[Raev]

I'm starting to see why Chest hates grumphilda

[Kushie]

I got a $100 dolla bill to get the bumps off your face.

[Froakula]

Don't let em turn you out for stamps dog

[Oleris]

me please