retti

[iruinedyourday]

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[Strange]

its not hard to read a comment while you arent even logged in to your account

[hatelore]

Thread went full retard. Put a bullet in it.

[lite]

retti... i fucked you in the ass so good

[Genedin]

Originally Posted by Kergan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you guys actually think a human being can kill/knockout a gorilla or chimp with their bare hands you are fucking retarded. 100 lb chimps have literally ripped peoples limbs off. 100% of the time the human would die. It would be like an adult male fighting a 1st grader in terms of strength difference.

As for asserting dominance, I really hope you're never at a place in your life where you think that is going to save you. Humans survive encounters in the wild with gorillas and chimps by doing the exact opposite and acting submissive. That is because those people are not retarded and understand the second one of those animals flips the kill switch your life is over.

This is actually not true. While a man would have no chance against a full grown gorilla, these statistics of a chimp being X stronger than a human, is based off of an "average human"

A very large human that has trained with weights and fighting for years would be drastically stronger than an "average human" and could easily kill said human with his own bare hands.

Additionally, chimps are strong at pulling things, not especially at pushing them which is the motion used for punching. So say a heavyweight figther such as Brock Lesner in his MMA prime, vs an average 150lb chimpanzee, I would put all of my money on the human. But a 200lb freak chimpanzee vs a small female, well..we all know how that ends.

[derpcake]

Originally Posted by Kergan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you guys actually think a human being can kill/knockout a gorilla or chimp with their bare hands you are fucking retarded. 100 lb chimps have literally ripped peoples limbs off. 100% of the time the human would die. It would be like an adult male fighting a 1st grader in terms of strength difference.

As for asserting dominance, I really hope you're never at a place in your life where you think that is going to save you. Humans survive encounters in the wild with gorillas and chimps by doing the exact opposite and acting submissive. That is because those people are not retarded and understand the second one of those animals flips the kill switch your life is over.

u forgot the part where most r99 players have the physical potential to be bob sapp clones

few hours in fitness would get em there

[derpcake]

Originally Posted by Genedin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Additionally, chimps are strong at pulling things, not especially at pushing them which is the motion used for punching. So say a heavyweight figther such as Brock Lesner in his MMA prime, vs an average 150lb chimpanzee, I would put all of my money on the human. But a 200lb freak chimpanzee vs a small female, well..we all know how that ends.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/ny...5chimp.html?hp

he'd get his face bitten off np, chimp in story got stabbed and shot 4 times at close range, it still wandered off some

if the human was armed with a shovel, or perhaps a baseball bat, i'd give em a better chance

[Genedin]

Originally Posted by derpcake [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/ny...5chimp.html?hp

he'd get his face bitten off np, chimp in story got stabbed and shot 4 times at close range, it still wandered off some

if the human was armed with a shovel, or perhaps a baseball bat, i'd give em a better chance

Pudgy, skinnyfat, old white cop VS 200LB chimp that is much larger than an "average" chimp.

This is exactly the scenario I was not describing, thanks.

[derpcake]

they did manage to stab him tho

must have been like an average r99 evening irl

[Kergan]

sorry you're just wrong. a 150 lb chimp would tear brock lesner's arms off and beat him to death with them.