Crimes you have gotten away with IRL

[SamwiseRed]

one time i played red99

[grannock]

Chemists hustle hardest.

[Pitborn]

Dined and dashed for the lols

[SamwiseRed]

We called it Eat and Run when I was a kiddo. Dine and dash sounds p good too.

[Coffee]

of course the biggest try hard uses a cringe meme

[Tenlaar]

A lot of drug buying/using/transporting.
DUI.
Burglary.
Assault.
Theft.
Statutory.
Uhhh...piracy?

[AzzarTheGod]

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A lot of drug buying/using/transporting.
DUI.
Burglary.
Assault.
Theft.
Statutory.
Uhhh...piracy?

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[Tenlaar]

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Well, I spent a lifetime prowling the seas with my crew, terrorizing coastal villages. Then I retired and handed my title off to my most able hand and lived off of the gold that I had buried on tropical islands.

[Jimjam]

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Well, I spent a lifetime prowling the seas with my crew, terrorizing coastal villages. Then I retired and handed my title off to my most able hand and lived off of the gold that I had buried on tropical islands.

Don't people get suspicious with all your payments being made in gold?

[Sektor]

Worse thing I've ever did? Prob stole some groceries by accident, had 2 cases of water under my cart, forgot about them, by the time i got to the car, decided not to go back because those things r heavy.