I laughed too hard

[Humerox]

The REAL Young Doctor!

[quellren]

Originally Posted by dildoz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bah I guess I could scan and upload my biweekly paystubs just to settle you guys....I'm only 27, in texas, working primarily with my hands. With all of this information I will let you do the math, and try to figure out what profession is where the real money is these days...

In Texas, working with your hands... you're either a male prostitute, an oil rig worker, or a ranch hand. Maybe all three.

I've never known a doctor that was even remotely hesitant about naming his/her speciality. Most doctor's I've worked with (as an army medic it was lots) introduce themselves as that specialty, not just 'a doctor'.
i.e. I'm a dermatologist, or I'm an obstetrician, and so on.

You *might* actually have a sweet job that really does pay 350k a year, but refusal to even name that job makes it very very suspect.

I'm also very skeptical how quickly you volunteered that info, unsolicited. Unless there's a big chunk of that conversation missing where someone insults your intelligence, (doubtful) you kinda name-dropped like you were morally superior.

I imagine you at the grocery store:
Shopper: Hey, could you move you cart so I can get by?
You: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?! I'M A YOUNG DOCTOR, I'M RICH AS FUCK! YOU MOVE!

[Theldios]

Originally Posted by quellren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In Texas, working with your hands... you're either a male prostitute, an oil rig worker, or a ranch hand. Maybe all three.

I've never known a doctor that was even remotely hesitant about naming his/her speciality. Most doctor's I've worked with (as an army medic it was lots) introduce themselves as that specialty, not just 'a doctor'.
i.e. I'm a dermatologist, or I'm an obstetrician, and so on.

You *might* actually have a sweet job that really does pay 350k a year, but refusal to even name that job makes it very very suspect.

I'm also very skeptical how quickly you volunteered that info, unsolicited. Unless there's a big chunk of that conversation missing where someone insults your intelligence, (doubtful) you kinda name-dropped like you were morally superior.

I imagine you at the grocery store:
Shopper: Hey, could you move you cart so I can get by?
You: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?! I'M A YOUNG DOCTOR, I'M RICH AS FUCK! YOU MOVE!

Oh come on. It is obvious he got his Doctorate in the school of hard knocks in hand jobs
How else could you use your hands in Texas and earn 350k a year but be a silky smooth hand job boy with all the steers and queers.

[President]

Doctors are known for bad handwriting, not typing like a 14 year old girl. I'm going to go with BS on this one.

[Messianic]

Originally Posted by President [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Doctors are known for bad handwriting, not typing like a 14 year old girl. I'm going to go with BS on this one.

but his pay stub will prove you wrong oh noez




Seriously, I would have more respect for the guy if he simply said "Well, I really do make that much money and I am 27" and stopped responding.

Trying to validate it by proving it to an online community just makes it worse. "REALLY GUYS, IM COOL IRL." Even if you are, who cares?

[Messianic]

lol tags

[Kassel]

Just so you know "I am a young doctor" is the biggest joke on the server atm. On the beta server uthgaurd has the following title "Uthgaurd the educated young doctor"

No one cares who you are in RL

[teganyavo]

chiropracting isnt doctoring

[nalkin]

I say we take this thing viral, I think it has potential to go the long haul. At least get the life span of the "u mad bro" line.

[nalkin]

aod?