What's the best fast food fish sandwich?

[Reguiy]

You couldn't pay me to eat any fish served out of a fast food establishment.

[captnamazing]

Never again in my life will I allow the unadulterated filth that is McDonald's pass through my saintly lips, but as a kid I fucking LOVED filet-o-fish and that's probably why I have ulcerative colitis

[Portasaurus]

The Burger King "Big Fish Sandwich"

We'll start with 10 points, assuming this will be the best fish sandwich I've ever eaten.

Initial impressions: First of all, this isn't a "big" fish sandwich. It's pretty small, actually. A fish sandwich should have a fish plank that hangs over either side of the bun. Minus 1 point for false advertising. Also, the fish is a square. A square. This kind of geometry is okay for a Wendy's hamburger, because I mean come on, it's ground beef. You could make a hamburger a triangle or a star (or even a rhombus) and that's okay because ground beef is pliable and generally weird. Why is this fish a square? Minus another point. Also, is that a PICKLE I see in this sandwich? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Minus 1 more point for the likelihood that they put pickles in this.

First bite: Yep, that's a pickle. Minus 2 more points.

Second bite: OK I appear to have gotten most of the biggest pickle chunk out of the way with that first bite. Pickle to fish ratio was way off in that first bite. Minus an additional point because this whole pickle thing is really frustrating me. Why are there ANY pickles on this sandwich? Don't get me wrong... I love pickles in the right environment. This is not the right environment. I might actually write a letter to Burger King about this.

Remaining bites: These pickles are ruining this fish sandwich. At least there isn't any cheese on it (+1 point)

Overall: 5 out of 10

If I throw up, I'm taking away the rest of the points. I'll update the thread in a few days.

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[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The Burger King "Big Fish Sandwich"

We'll start with 10 points, assuming this will be the best fish sandwich I've ever eaten.

Initial impressions: First of all, this isn't a "big" fish sandwich. It's pretty small, actually. A fish sandwich should have a fish plank that hangs over either side of the bun. Minus 1 point for false advertising. Also, the fish is a square. A square. This kind of geometry is okay for a Wendy's hamburger, because I mean come on, it's ground beef. You could make a hamburger a triangle or a star (or even a rhombus) and that's okay because ground beef is pliable and generally weird. Why is this fish a square? Minus another point. Also, is that a PICKLE I see in this sandwich? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Minus 1 more point for the likelihood that they put pickles in this.

First bite: Yep, that's a pickle. Minus 2 more points.

Second bite: OK I appear to have gotten most of the biggest pickle chunk out of the way with that first bite. Pickle to fish ratio was way off in that first bite. Minus an additional point because this whole pickle thing is really frustrating me. Why are there ANY pickles on this sandwich? Don't get me wrong... I love pickles in the right environment. This is not the right environment. I might actually write a letter to Burger King about this.

Remaining bites: These pickles are ruining this fish sandwich. At least there isn't any cheese on it (+1 point)

Overall: 5 out of 10

If I throw up, I'm taking away the rest of the points. I'll update the thread in a few days.

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This is the best thread i've seen in a while

[Manticmuse]

can you review them all? the world needs to know

[radditsu]

this is the greatest thread of all time

[paulgiamatti]

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[quido]

I eat a pair of double filet o fishes twice daily and I am a golden god.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I eat a pair of double filet o fishes twice daily and I am a golden god.

That golden hue is called Cirrhosis of the liver. Start eating veggies and drinking water ASAP.

[Sidelle]

I can't believe McDonald's is winning this poll. The Filet-o-fish comes with cheese, for fuck's sake. Any semi-respectable fish sandwich would never have a disgusting square of processed american cheese on it.

That said, I vote for Wendy's. I haven't tried most of the others in the poll but Wendy's fish sandwich wasn't bad.

I miss the fast food from my home state. Zip's and Ivar's are soooo good. A couple years ago my best friend from back home sent me a "present" in the mail for Christmas. When I opened it, it had empty food wrappers from Zip's as a joke. I wanted to cry. It smelled awesome. Lol, I plan on getting him back one of these days...