WTF is with girls today?

[Kassel]

That bitch be setting you up for some hardcore alimony

[Villide]

Originally Posted by fuji [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As many of you know i recently broke up with my gf because of unfaithful acts, but that didnt stop me from hitting the scene again.

I have now been dating a new girl for over a month and we got to talking about the future. She says she wants to be a "home maker", I was like, "WTF". So I go out and work all day, while you sit around and do small chores that I could do on the weekend? Do those even exist anymore?

I remember back in the 60-70's when the men had good paying jobs with pensions and full benefits and 4 kids with a manual washer and it made sense. But are you telling me in this day where I have no pension, small benefits and a $17/hr job, that you want to sit around and "do stuff around the house" all day while we struggle financially our entire lives?

Why are a lot of girls looking for someone to "take care" of them? Don't you have ambitions?

Marriage is about communication my friend. As in, communicate your expectations for each other. She will have an expectation that you provide for her financially, and you will have an expectation that she will have your meal prepared, the house will be cleaned, she will take care of business sexually and she will get herself to the gym REGULARLY. You can throw in some additional rules as you see fit.

If she can't handle those expectations (in exchange for not having to work), then she needs to let you know before you get married. If you can't handle forcing her to stick to those rules, don't get married.

That is all.

Disclaimer: These rules are for non-procreating marriages only. The rules go out the fucking window when the first demon baby comes flying down the chute.

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by Villide [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Disclaimer: These rules are for non-procreating marriages only. The rules go out the fucking window when the first demon baby comes flying down the chute.

Hahahahaha

[Ronas]

Shouldnt this be tossed in the offtopic section? Is there anyone moding these forums? Kind of a surprise everyone being trolled about this dudes lifes drama. Guess ima a idiot to be sucked into this crap too...

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by Ronas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Shouldnt this be tossed in the offtopic section? Is there anyone moding these forums? Kind of a surprise everyone being trolled about this dudes lifes drama. Guess ima a idiot to be sucked into this crap too...

Wouldn't want all of our post counts to go up by putting all these retardo threads in off-topic, now would we?!

[Hasbinbad]

Just marry a convicted drug abuser, that way you can get custody and with a pre-nup, not ever have to pay alimony..

[Yoite]

a women out our office recently quit because it was costing her more to work and put her kids in daycare than it was worth working. Since she and her husband were employed, their income put them just over the limit where they couldnt get any discounts or w/e for daycare, so basically they had to pay full price aka out the ass for shitty service.

It sucked to lose her as she was a great worker and a great member of our small team in our small office but she and her family are doing much better. She gets to be with her kids which makes her happy and her kids happy. She gets to oversee their rearing (education/discipline/etc) instead of some random person who doesnt give a fuck about your kid and just wants them to shut up and watch TV or play with X toy or w.e.

Look at kids now days...they are fucking shit heads...and i think that is due to not being raised by their parents. They are raised by random fuckheads who dont give a fuck and the kids turn out to be fuckheads who dont give a fuck.

tl;dr -stay at home mom is fine. raise your own kids. they will love you and thank you for it later down the road.

[Japan]

wow some tl;dr shit to wrap this thread up

thread over, nice job mercing it

[Hasbinbad]

I think Japan's nanny didn't breastfeed.

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think Japan's nanny didn't breastfeed.

His nanny probably cock-fed. >_>