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Old 11-08-2010, 06:07 PM
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If you prefer an independent woman, then ditch her and find somebody else. What's the problem here?
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:17 PM
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Call me old fashioned..

I want a woman who is going to have a steak seasoned and ready to grill the moment I drive up from work every day, with sides already prepared. I want a woman who will rear my babby correctly so that I know some nameless person doesn't get to fill their heads with nonsense. I like my shit clean and dust free damnit. If a chick can keep deez entertained and drained on the daily, whilst simultaneously able to wake up in the morning, make me coffee, make my lunch, do the dishes, vacuum my berber, mop my floors, dust my lamps and shit, scrub my toilet, start dinner, watch her fucking soaps or whatever, all while changing diapers and breastfeeding and shit, I'll throw a dime or two down on her boarding and upkeep. Shiiiit. Sounds like a good deal to me. She might even get a pair of shoes or some shit. Females like presents. I'm in school to get a job that pays me enough that I can support a family, and besides, females can work from home for some extra cheese these days. Count me in.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:23 PM
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You should probably go gay.

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Old 11-08-2010, 06:26 PM
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You should probably go gay.

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No guy on p99 wants to date you bro, get over it.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:26 PM
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Try saying the same thing back to her. How about you be the stay at home daddy and she can go work. Then can EQ all day long. Woots
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:31 PM
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So what happens when the babies grow up and she is sitting around doing nothing all day, except heating you up a meal when u get home? How often do u need to vacume the house? I clean my house every weekend it only takes about 2hrs to do everything. Dishwasher washes dishes, washer washes clothes, shit isnt hard to do. And if you didnt want to do it, u could eat out all the time, hire a maid and it would be a lot cheaper. Plus she wont nag u when u get home.


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Call me old fashioned..

I want a woman who is going to have a steak seasoned and ready to grill the moment I drive up from work every day, with sides already prepared. I want a woman who will rear my babby correctly so that I know some nameless person doesn't get to fill their heads with nonsense. I like my shit clean and dust free damnit. If a chick can keep deez entertained and drained on the daily, whilst simultaneously able to wake up in the morning, make me coffee, make my lunch, do the dishes, vacuum my berber, mop my floors, dust my lamps and shit, scrub my toilet, start dinner, watch her fucking soaps or whatever, all while changing diapers and breastfeeding and shit, I'll throw a dime or two down on her boarding and upkeep. Shiiiit. Sounds like a good deal to me. She might even get a pair of shoes or some shit. Females like presents. I'm in school to get a job that pays me enough that I can support a family, and besides, females can work from home for some extra cheese these days. Count me in.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:37 PM
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So what happens when the babies grow up and she is sitting around doing nothing all day, except heating you up a meal when u get home? How often do u need to vacume the house? I clean my house every weekend it only takes about 2hrs to do everything. Dishwasher washes dishes, washer washes clothes, shit isnt hard to do. And if you didnt want to do it, u could eat out all the time, hire a maid and it would be a lot cheaper. Plus she wont nag u when u get home.
Kids are hard work fuji, unless you want them to turn out like about 85% of the knuckleheads on this board.

That's why I said the rules go out the window. You're going to have to allow her to skate on some of the rules you've established, once the little parasites enter the picture.

Personally, I allowed mine to slack on the cooking and cleaning a bit so she could continue the sex and the gym, but that's just me - I figured I can fire up the BBQ most nights to help with the cooking and I've been cleaning up after myself since I got out of high school, so I've happily compromised in those areas.

See, you can still be selfish and have a wife and kids. Again, it's all about COMMUNICATION.
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Old 11-08-2010, 07:06 PM
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Old 11-08-2010, 07:17 PM
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I think it's only fair these young whippersnappers find out the truth as harshly as I did. Might as well keep their hopes up before the inevitable anus-stretching known in simpler terms as "marriage"...AMIRITE?
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Old 11-08-2010, 07:00 PM
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u could eat out all the time, hire a maid and it would be a lot cheaper
You're not very good at math, are you?
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