27 Indisputable Reasons Dogs > Cats

[Sororf]

Originally Posted by Sororf [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The only thing he truly needs from me is buying him food.

meant to clarify that I also have a cat, and she could easily survive without buying her food. She kills mice and all kinds of rodents basically every night. so that is one positive for the feline.

[FoxxHound]

I like both [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[holsteinrx7]

ill explain why dogs>cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUUU...has_verified=1

its simple. lets say you fed a dog and he got huge. youve got a big best friend.

lets say you feed a cat and it grew larger and larger. at some point it would kill you.

they dont care about their master and plot their demise from any size.

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by holsteinrx7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ill explain why dogs>cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUUU...has_verified=1

its simple. lets say you fed a dog and he got huge. youve got a big best friend.

lets say you feed a cat and it grew larger and larger. at some point it would kill you.

they dont care about their master and plot their demise from any size.

Nah. At some point, that huge dog is going to realize: "I'm the alpha dog and you my bitch... literally!"

[paulgiamatti]

Originally Posted by holsteinrx7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ill explain why dogs>cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUUU...has_verified=1

its simple. lets say you fed a dog and he got huge. youve got a big best friend.

lets say you feed a cat and it grew larger and larger. at some point it would kill you.

they dont care about their master and plot their demise from any size.

Also, this argument seems to conveniently overlook the fact that plenty of dog owners have indeed lost their lives to their "big best friend".

[bluejam]

Dogs are too needy, cats are assholes.

I wouldn't get either.

[holsteinrx7]

also, cats carry a parasite that human beings catch from their fecal matter. cats step in the litter box, then on the floors, then on the counters, on your sheets, etc. eventually you have the cat parasites.

guaranteed if you live in the same house. if you like cats u like parasites in ur body.

[Zadrian]

Originally Posted by holsteinrx7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

also, cats carry a parasite that human beings catch from their fecal matter. cats step in the litter box, then on the floors, then on the counters, on your sheets, etc. eventually you have the cat parasites.

guaranteed if you live in the same house. if you like cats u like parasites in ur body.

Ya, dogs totally have 0 parasites from all that shit they eat out side. That's literal shit, not random junk.

[Tongpow]

more like 2-3 billion people have the brain parasite called Toxoplasma gondii. Basically if you ever played in a sandbox as a child, you have it

"some interesting behavior changes that are caused by the disease
* Lower rule-consciousness and greater jealousy (in men)
* Promiscuity and greater conscientiousness (in women) "


> Promiscuity and greater conscientiousness (in women)
> Promiscuity
> Promiscuity


cats are bro tier

[Tongpow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BBbtcfjCuo