Mostbitter's best moments

[iiNGloriouS]

Originally Posted by Not Salem [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hear Antarctica The Polymorphess is a tough guild to get in

I believe that. I can't even get in and I log in to buff all the time.

[Tradesonred]

The funny part here is i made all the anecdotes up beside the spamming soldiers in afghanistan at 4am one, after giving up trying to talk with max because thats what he does, he makes shit up to try make you look bad to cover his ass.

So he probably doesnt even remember half the shit hes done and the shit im making up is probably half as bad if that, as some of the things he actually did.

[mtb tripper]

The word "Hypothalamus" grows legs with tube socks and generic sneakers, eventually evolving over a time-span of 10 years to look like more like a part of the human species, closely resembling Rick Moranis. Runs down to the liquor store, finds out liquor store is closed, goes home, sleeps, wakes up, snorts a line of allergy medication, bangs his 49 year old 8th cousin, goes to sleep. Wakes up, reads a book about the scientific basis of emotions, specifically fear, goes to sleep. Wakes up Sunday morning, goes to church, shoots himself.