You have been lied to... - Page 7

Recycled Children · #2 06-09-2014, 03:05 PM

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Am I supposed to be insulted when you call me a hipster? Your stance against counterculture is really edgy bro. How can I become basic like you?

I can't wait to hear more about your vapid carnal conquests.

Glenzig · #3 06-09-2014, 01:42 PM

Ok I'm going to attempt a run down of this picture.
First he started drinking beer and singing Air Supply karaoke. Then he started balling his eyes out over his inability to converse with his crush so he had to take his glasses off. By the time he hit the chorus on his 8th attempt at All Out of Love, he decided to try to scotch tape his 10" black dong to himself in order to build his confidence. That didn't work so he grabbed the superglue. Finally having attached the dildo, he decided it was time to reward himself with some weed.

He found himself getting all into a tizzy after the weed and started rubbing tabasco sauce on his nipples while practiced making out with his stuffed animal. The bra came in not long after that. He decided he wanted to be his own girlfriend that night. The night descended into a flurry of beer, weed, and Santorum stained bed sheets.

At about 5 a.m. he was feeling a little puny, so he decided he needed some protein after an exhausting night of self abuse. Therefore the beef jerky.

Super Hater · #4 06-09-2014, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok I'm going to attempt a run down of this picture.
First he started drinking beer and singing Air Supply karaoke. Then he started balling his eyes out over his inability to converse with his crush so he had to take his glasses off. By the time he hit the chorus on his 8th attempt at All Out of Love, he decided to try to scotch tape his 10" black dong to himself in order to build his confidence. That didn't work so he grabbed the superglue. Finally having attached the dildo, he decided it was time to reward himself with some weed.

He found himself getting all into a tizzy after the weed and started rubbing tabasco sauce on his nipples while practiced making out with his stuffed animal. The bra came in not long after that. He decided he wanted to be his own girlfriend that night. The night descended into a flurry of beer, weed, and Santorum stained bed sheets.

At about 5 a.m. he was feeling a little puny, so he decided he needed some protein after an exhausting night of self abuse. Therefore the beef jerky.

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