BREAKING NEWS: Star Wars Cast Revealed!

[phacemeltar]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Andy Serkis is actually a really good actor. I'm glad he landed a role in something this big that isn't tied to Lord of the Rings. He deserves it.

i would agree that he is a good actor.. smeagol terrifies me though, and i have watched LOTR so many times that i get this strange, chilling feeling every time i see the actor

[MrSparkle001]

No Lando is bothering me and I can't find any info why he's not in the movie.

[Trosh]

Ewok Jedi
Death Star that's 1/4 built.. every time it gets blown up it just shrinks by 50%
Clone DNA is so diluted that they burst into showtunes melodies unpredictably
Everything is a trap
dude from farscape shows up from a wormhole, making it neither long ago or far away
Gungan Jedi
Hutt Jedi
A, B, C Wings flown only by children jedi that look like pod racers
Klingon Jedi

[Cymeon]

Originally Posted by Trosh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ewok Jedi
Death Star that's 1/4 built.. every time it gets blown up it just shrinks by 50%
Clone DNA is so diluted that they burst into showtunes melodies unpredictably
Everything is a trap
dude from farscape shows up from a wormhole, making it neither long ago or far away
Gungan Jedi
Hutt Jedi
A, B, C Wings flown only by children jedi that look like pod racers
Klingon Jedi

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NONE OF THIS WILL HAPPEN EVER


no seriously though, fucking jar jar binks.
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[Nuggie]

hitting the imax. dec 2015

woo hoo!

[Raavak]

There are plenty of books out about the return of the Republic and what happens to the Skywalker family, etc. Does anyone know if they are using this stuff or writing a story ignoring Timothy Zahn, etc.?

[Trosh]

I hope they don't take any of the books at all into account. it is supposed to be right after the emperor is killed, and the death star destroyed - however there is still only 1 jedi, and probably lossa sith, and I'm sure there will be a power vacuum.. the rebellion is still beat all to hell.. so they have a lot of building to do, and the first movie out having like han and leah's kids would be silly

[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by Trosh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hope they don't take any of the books at all into account. it is supposed to be right after the emperor is killed, and the death star destroyed - however there is still only 1 jedi, and probably lossa sith, and I'm sure there will be a power vacuum.. the rebellion is still beat all to hell.. so they have a lot of building to do, and the first movie out having like han and leah's kids would be silly

Why would it be silly? It's 30 years after the second death star was blown up and the emperor killed (there's no way this can take place right after VI, they're too old for that).

My prediction is Han and Leia are married with at least one kid, Luke is the venerable old jedi master now, there's some new force threat and ewoks are savage little beasts that are nothing like they were shown in VI.

[nilzark]

Originally Posted by MrSparkle001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

...new force threat and ewoks are savage little beasts that are nothing like they were shown in VI.

Hide yo kids. Fuckin' EWOKS!
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[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by nilzark [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hide yo kids. Fuckin' EWOKS!
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Honeybadgers with spears and rocks. Shit's gonna be cash yo.