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Old 04-05-2014, 12:03 AM
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Old 04-05-2014, 12:38 AM
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People who do the exact speed limit in the passing lane are way worse imo.
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Old 04-05-2014, 03:19 PM
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People who do the exact speed limit in the passing lane are way worse imo.
I actually agree with Tasslehof
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Old 04-04-2014, 11:28 PM
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I don't know what to say Kagatob. Maybe you should becoming a parkinglot attendent or cop. You might be able to change the world one wrongfully parked car at a time.
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Old 04-04-2014, 11:42 PM
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the dog stuck its nose in the cats asshole right as i petted a load of hair off its back (tail-less manx).

when i crouched down to give the cat dry food, i had to fart so i held the bowl under my butt and farted on the food right in front of the cat. she ate it.


i think we all know who's in charge here.
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Old 04-05-2014, 03:50 AM
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:11 AM
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Pro tip: have a large fix that can be cleaned with alcohol in your car at all times. When you encounter these people, draw a huge cock on their door and leave. It gets the message across, does not leave any damage, because it can be easily cleaned, but most people dont carry alcohol in their cars so they have to drive around with cock on their door for half a day.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:13 AM
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Be ready for different colors! I recommend black, white and pink for ladies cars [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:13 AM
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Be ready for different colors! I recommend black, white and pink for ladies cars [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Of course in ladies case you draw a huge cunt! Not cock!

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Old 04-05-2014, 03:26 PM
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