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Old 01-24-2014, 08:35 AM
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:06 AM
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Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:11 AM
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Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:55 AM
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Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.
Nothing quite like burying your face in a wet, warm, hairless pussy.

Fuck tits and asses.

Pussy ftw.
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Old 01-24-2014, 01:06 PM
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Nothing quite like burying your face in a wet, warm, hairless rose budded pink sock.

Fuck tits and asses.
prolapse butthole ftw.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:22 AM
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I'm pretty sure Derubael just won the internet or something...
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Old 01-24-2014, 10:56 AM
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I'm pretty sure Derubael just won the internet or something...
Considering 4 out of 6 of his women he posted are ugly I doubt he did.
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Old 01-24-2014, 10:30 AM
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At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
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Old 01-24-2014, 10:36 AM
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grats lron only took you 1000's of threads to get 1 right
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Old 01-24-2014, 01:27 PM
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At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
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