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Old 01-01-2014, 05:19 PM
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Old 01-01-2014, 05:54 PM
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True story: I quit EQ for the first time because I started dating a girl from church. She thought I got her pregnant by fingering her. I shoulda just kept playing EQ. /sigh /facepalm
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Old 01-01-2014, 06:47 PM
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No it didnt, and i was surprised.
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:15 PM
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Voting Jaybone for best placed reaction gif of the year.
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Old 01-01-2014, 09:45 PM
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I am pretty sure you can get pregnant from that.
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Old 01-02-2014, 12:15 PM
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I am pretty sure you can get pregnant from that.
Yeah, Miley Cyrus has exceptionally high feminine drive. Anytime you finger-fuck a chick like that, you're wise to wash your hands before penetrating any other ladies with your digits. You never know. You might get some sperm under your fingernail and accidentally deposit it in the next lady. If that happens, you're at least that kid's uncle. Fuck that noise.
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Old 01-02-2014, 11:59 AM
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Old 01-01-2014, 11:18 PM
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You think you did, except you were fingering 2 fat girls between their sweaty rolls.
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