Snitches Get Stitches (Upper Manhattan Street Bike Edition) - Page 20

Sgt1stClassPerkerwood · #1 10-02-2013, 05:57 PM

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Sgt1stClassPerkerwood · #2 10-02-2013, 05:58 PM

let it be known i went above and beyond to deliver 2 different sets of lulz

Langrisserx · #3 10-02-2013, 06:14 PM

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let it be known i went above and beyond to deliver 2 different sets of lulz

i second the motion

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1524883

runlvlzero · #4 10-02-2013, 06:55 PM

They probably have stun bikes for cripples.

runlvlzero · #5 10-02-2013, 06:55 PM

*stunt

Elements · #6 10-02-2013, 07:06 PM

I haven't read every page of this thread but if it hasn't been stated yet, I am 100% sure the end result is the wife's fault...

"SLOW DOWN, PULL OVER, OH NO WATCH OUT YOUR GOING TO HIT THEM, PANIC, PANIC MORE AHHHH!!!! GET OFF THE FREE-WAY!"

Yea if this was a dude alone in the car I expect we'd be hearing about 20+ written off motorcycles and corpses on the pavement.

Rellapse35 · #7 10-02-2013, 07:37 PM

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I haven't read every page of this thread but if it hasn't been stated yet, I am 100% sure the end result is the wife's fault...

You are probably 100% correct

Sidelle · #8 10-02-2013, 10:25 PM

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I haven't read every page of this thread but if it hasn't been stated yet, I am 100% sure the end result is the wife's fault...

"SLOW DOWN, PULL OVER, OH NO WATCH OUT YOUR GOING TO HIT THEM, PANIC, PANIC MORE AHHHH!!!! GET OFF THE FREE-WAY!"

Yea if this was a dude alone in the car I expect we'd be hearing about 20+ written off motorcycles and corpses on the pavement.

Adorable post. I bet women just love you.

Elements · #9 10-02-2013, 11:01 PM

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Adorable post. I bet women just love you.

Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.

Sidelle · #10 10-02-2013, 11:49 PM

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Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.

I thought all married men had to surrender their balls. It was built into my marriage contract that my husband surrender his, but I am a nice wife so I let him borrow them from time to time. Been considering letting him have them full-time, though, because they weigh down the frivolous designer purse I bought with his money.

P.S. Obviously kidding, btw. I never let him borrow them.