Bazek Revealed!! Dark Ascension

[Allizia]

Pretty sure any guy over 20 is rolling his eyes at this thread =P I remember comparing penis size when I was like uhh 12. Anything over 7 is more hassle then it's worth anyway, most average girls don't like their cervix being pounded. Scrambled eggs wut?

You should bribe your sister into defending your ego on vent imo

[Bazek]

I thought it would never stop...LOL

[mmiles8]

This is probably the only time you'll ever see me post something like this, so enjoy it! I call it "Joker Face". If you wanna sing slong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo&feature=av2e

Joker Face

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna troll em' and then call everyone gays
Two-hundred word vocab, cuss at you and rephrase (I love it)
When I'm attacked, I impersonate a tart
I'm ultra cool, I named myself after a fart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Guys get me hot, not much of a cock
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get you hot, show you my fake twat

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna troll with him a hard pair we will be
A little board trollin is fun when you're with me (I love it)
My mother should have swallowed, so please do not make fun
I secretly like it when you stick it in my buns

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Ugly mug shot, got liver spots
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
More often than not, takin' money shots

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I say fuck you bitch and screw you
Smell like gym shoes
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just postin' with my other login
Just like a chick in the chat room
Got a dick but I like dicks too
I promise this, promise this
Check this dick cause I'm marvelous

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)