Bazek Revealed!! Dark Ascension - Page 18

purist · #1 08-09-2010, 09:24 PM

I dislike abacab as much as anyone else but dear god, he must of really got under your skin if you played the "i have a 9 inch penis bro" card in a desperate attempt you validate your self-worth. Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl. *fistbump* Nice one, bro. That just screams "sad bastard." Dear god I hope I never reach the point of my gf even knowing what the fuck p99 is, much less involving her in my p99 forum arguments to corroborate my cock size.

What an absolute loser.

mmiles8 · #2 08-09-2010, 09:36 PM

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Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl.

Isn't it impressive how well acquainted she seems to the forum regulars? She knows quite a bit about who's in with what clique. It's almost as if she's been here all along.... maybe posting under another name.

I don't know, I mean, does the writing style remind you of anyone? Just can't put my finger on it.

Barkingturtle · #3 08-10-2010, 09:45 AM

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I dislike abacab as much as anyone else but dear god, he must of really got under your skin if you played the "i have a 9 inch penis bro" card in a desperate attempt you validate your self-worth. Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl. *fistbump* Nice one, bro. That just screams "sad bastard." Dear god I hope I never reach the point of my gf even knowing what the fuck p99 is, much less involving her in my p99 forum arguments to corroborate my cock size.

What an absolute loser.

Indicative of the general intelligence level around here. A handful of you understand devices like absurdity, irony, sarcasm and English. Anyway, you seem really obsessed with a single sentence I wrote some pages back about my penis. I tell you, folks are gonna start to wonder if you can't distract yourself from the thought of my veiny, thick, mesmerizing prick.

Anyway, to reiterate: I'm not really sure how reposting things I invited folks to repost qualifies as epic. You'd have to operate from a base assumption of insecurity to think it'd be effective in the first. But check it out, kids: I own a mirror, I really don't mind how I look. I mean, are some of you folks walking around as adults worried about how people judge your looks? If so, you should probably keep on playing massive amounts of EQ instead of interfacing in person with humans.

Lot of really desperately insecure, painfully stupid people posting on this board, and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't what attracted me in the first place. I like to write dirty stuff about strangers and make them mad. I like to watch people fail to understand my jokes, so I can sit here and laugh at you from my place of superiority. And I really like to watch porn where the chicks have three tits or four cunts and they're getting fucked with icepicks and pistols and shit, real shit, like warm defecate.

So again, I guess it comes down to "I can't relate". If I existed in a world where I was insecure about myself, it'd be a different story. But it's hard to be insecure when you've got a twelve-inch cock that jizzes 24k gold and you can bench press 900 pounds with it.

Agaron · #4 08-10-2010, 10:49 AM

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Indicative of the general intelligence level around here. A handful of you understand devices like absurdity, irony, sarcasm and English. Anyway, you seem really obsessed with a single sentence I wrote some pages back about my penis. I tell you, folks are gonna start to wonder if you can't distract yourself from the thought of my veiny, thick, mesmerizing prick.

Anyway, to reiterate: I'm not really sure how reposting things I invited folks to repost qualifies as epic. You'd have to operate from a base assumption of insecurity to think it'd be effective in the first. But check it out, kids: I own a mirror, I really don't mind how I look. I mean, are some of you folks walking around as adults worried about how people judge your looks? If so, you should probably keep on playing massive amounts of EQ instead of interfacing in person with humans.

Lot of really desperately insecure, painfully stupid people posting on this board, and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't what attracted me in the first place. I like to write dirty stuff about strangers and make them mad. I like to watch people fail to understand my jokes, so I can sit here and laugh at you from my place of superiority. And I really like to watch porn where the chicks have three tits or four cunts and they're getting fucked with icepicks and pistols and shit, real shit, like warm defecate.

So again, I guess it comes down to "I can't relate". If I existed in a world where I was insecure about myself, it'd be a different story. But it's hard to be insecure when you've got a twelve-inch cock that jizzes 24k gold and you can bench press 900 pounds with it.

Let me sum this up for you since you still talk like a giant dbag.

"I want you to suck on my 9 inch cock, because I'm a closet homo."

"I'm okay with being an ugly mofo, so I drink alone at a bar to soak my sorrows of dating the wild card every night."

"I suck at eq, so I troll the forum all day, and I'm a creepy bastard."

"I'm going to keep boasting about my imaginary penis size on the internet to help my emo tendencies."

Next time keep it simple bro.

Barkingturtle · #5 08-10-2010, 10:59 AM

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Next time keep it simple bro.

I did keep it simple. I expressed exactly what I intended to do, did it, and it still soared miles above your head. You're my absolute favorite, dude. A fucking cumdrunk retard of untold magnitudes.