Bazek Revealed!! Dark Ascension - Page 14

Abacab-insurection · #1 08-09-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Guenny [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hi, Barkingturtle's wife here, just to confirm my existence and the 9in cock thing. I'm bummed that you preempted my post with a picture of myself, because I'd much rather enjoy letting you all imagine what kind of person must be married to such a horrible monster. I am a little glad someone else did post a picture because I'm not narcissistic enough to do it myself, and I'm also glad that you wouldn't have hit me when I was jailbait.

Oh, and I feel totally violated that you found my myspace. What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Anyway, children, carry on.

Is it kind of sad, that you guys first met via Allakhazam PM's about drop rates in everquest?

Agaron · #2 08-09-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Guenny [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hi, Barkingturtle's wife here, just to confirm my existence and the 9in cock thing. I'm bummed that you preempted my post with a picture of myself, because I'd much rather enjoy letting you all imagine what kind of person must be married to such a horrible monster. I am a little glad someone else did post a picture because I'm not narcissistic enough to do it myself, and I'm also glad that you wouldn't have hit me when I was jailbait.

Oh, and I feel totally violated that you found my myspace. What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Anyway, children, carry on.

So you guys met on Final Fantasy or EQ2? Lmao.

Agaron · #3 08-09-2010, 03:57 PM

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What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!

Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=...p?id=207303536

Guenny · #4 08-09-2010, 03:58 PM

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Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=...p?id=207303536

The thumbnail is my real picture, I'm actually a dog and quite the bitch.

Guenny · #5 08-09-2010, 03:56 PM

Jeez, don't make me fight you for his attention. I just got home from work, do you think he doesn't have better things to do than entertain you at the moment? Man, if I were a jealous woman, I'd have to knife all the degenerate internet nerds who have a constant need to slurp at my man's ballsack.

Abacab-insurection · #6 08-09-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Guenny [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jeez, don't make me fight you for his attention. I just got home from work, do you think he doesn't have better things to do than entertain you at the moment? Man, if I were a jealous woman, I'd have to knife all the degenerate internet nerds who have a constant need to slurp at my man's ballsack.

Tits or GTFO

Guenny · #7 08-09-2010, 03:57 PM

Oh, and no, we met on Alla, sillies. We started chatting through an online community. OMGLOLZ

Barkingturtle · #8 08-09-2010, 04:03 PM

Again, boys, I question your perception. How is throwing my happy marriage and hot wife in my face intended to aggravate me? I'm really afraid you and I can't relate. Primarily because I'm a man, and you're peasants. You're not made of the stuff that would allow you to impact me. You're unevolved. I've had to hold your grimy little baby hands and lead you to Alla, and thus my Facebook and some pictures of me. It's getting tedious pulling your strings, because you're unremarkable puppets.

Abacab-insurection · #9 08-09-2010, 04:13 PM

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Long list of tough words to hide my butthurt

Nah bro, it's just funny cause you sit on Allakhazam writing poems to strange girls and she happened to take you up on that offer and grease your dick. It slightly makes me wonder about your social life prior to this event and it also makes me wonder what the DSM IV would say about your "wifes" mental situation.

Oh and also, it's redundant to claim your nerd crush as hot when the only picture is a highly contrasted 45* angle mirror shot, post full body pics to prove that she is indeed on the upper tier of the 10 scale or stfu bro cause you're only rationalizing your success in life by the fact you somehow skimmed by and got some poon which is not only lulzy but juvenille as well.

"Hey bro, I'm awesome at life cause like I can bang chicks that aren't at the absolute bottom of the totem pole! high five!"

Abacab-insurection · #10 08-09-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've had to hold your grimy little baby hands and lead you to Alla, and thus my Facebook and some pictures of me. It's getting tedious pulling your strings, because you're unremarkable puppets.

I wouldn't have even given a fuck dude, I called you out in one post and you, yourself took the liberty to drop doxx on your own name like some retard who has something to prove. So you can sit there in that dorito laden lazy boy claiming to be the master behind this thread, when in reality you're committing hubris and hubris again and just throwing fuel in the fire.