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You sound obese.
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I would look at that girl at a bar and pray to god she doesnt try to talk to me.
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Yeah, it took me awhile to type that because I had to wipe the grease off my hands first and spray the crumbs out of my keyboard
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I just let the crumbs build up and smash the keyboard when they get hard to press and turn it into smaller crubs, and then every 2 years i take apart my keyboard and collect all the crumbs, mix them with butter, sugar, and water, and make cookies.
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You all do seem rather intimidated by me and that is understandable but just know that I am non violent unless i feel imminently threatened then you will pay with your life.
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Not a single person here would honestly duel me irl or in game...these are the facts gentlemen.
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I think the RL thing is probably a fact, since I haven't heard of a duel since about 1900 and no one has seen you leave your basement since around the same time, but I would hazard to guess several people would duel you in game.
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