Anyone ever been mugged?

[Raavak]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As it turned out, though, he had a friend with him whom I had not seen.

Rule of Plus One.

[FoxxHound]

So lucky I have never been mugged.
I've had the shit beat out of me, but never mugged.

[Klendathu]

I was an unwilling participant in a mugging attempt once. Happened on a date. I thought I had scored some macho points with the lady, defending us and all. Turns out, she did not want to date me again, claiming I was "too violent" for her tastes. Guess I should have just let the guys take our shit?

[Raavak]

Originally Posted by Klendathu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Turns out, she did not want to date me again, claiming I was "too violent" for her tastes.

She can't handle dating a Viking, that's her problem.

[Klendathu]

Originally Posted by Raavak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

She can't handle dating a Viking, that's her problem.

True dat. She ended up marrying a friend of mine.

[mtb tripper]

well it depends on the amount of slavery

[Peatree]

Wife and I had an attempted mugging happen once in the M streets / Greenville area of Dallas.

Guy walked up on us and pulled a knife asking for our cash, watch, jewelry. Poor dumb ass picked the wrong couple. I was reaching into back pocket for wallet while she was reaching into her purse. Little did mugger know she had mace and a taser handy in the purse (luggage). She carries a huge ass bag that I used to give her shit for, not anymore!

He was watching me reach for wallet when she pulled out and the mace and sprayed. That caused him to drop knife. Then I squared my fist into his nose, followed by her tasing him...the poor bastard didn't know what hit him. Can't see, barely breathe, broken nose, & he shit himself while riding the lightning. Wife pop'd him twice.

That was until the cops showed up to take him for his ride to Lou Sterrit. He actually tried to file assault charges on us which the cop thought was hilarious.

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Peatree [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wife and I had an attempted mugging happen once in the M streets / Greenville area of Dallas.

Guy walked up on us and pulled a knife asking for our cash, watch, jewelry. Poor dumb ass picked the wrong couple. I was reaching into back pocket for wallet while she was reaching into her purse. Little did mugger know she had mace and a taser handy in the purse (luggage). She carries a huge ass bag that I used to give her shit for, not anymore!

He was watching me reach for wallet when she pulled out and the mace and sprayed. That caused him to drop knife. Then I squared my fist into his nose, followed by her tasing him...the poor bastard didn't know what hit him. Can't see, barely breathe, broken nose, & he shit himself while riding the lightning. Wife pop'd him twice.

That was until the cops showed up to take him for his ride to Lou Sterrit. He actually tried to file assault charges on us which the cop thought was hilarious.

Street justice is the best justice

[EchoedTruth]

This guy tried to mug me at a bank of america ATM with a big knife. I flipped out and told him id kill him with it, then pulled out my phone and dialed 911 while waving for him to come at me... he just yelled fuck you and dipped out behind the bank. Cops were fucking useless afterwards also.

[Zereh]

Originally Posted by Bamzal Sherbet [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

u should talk to harrison

^^ Exact same thing I thought. lawl!