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Old 07-18-2013, 03:28 PM
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1. When did she find out she was adopted?
2. How many times have you had the clap?
3. How many people from p99 have you fucked?
4. How many people from p99 haven't you fucked if the third question is too hard to recall?
5. What is the medical terminology for your lazy eye?
6. Why did your relationship end with Rogaine?
7. Why did your relationship end with HBB?
8. Why did your relationship end with Chtulu?
9. Can you give us a rough estimate on how many people have nude pics of you on p99?
10. How much do you weigh?
11. Do men prefer your vagina or your blowjobs?
12. Why was anal not apart of the poll questionnaire?
13. How much plat or RL money has been given to you because offered sexual favors?
Poor beta boy fails to recover from humiliation. "That chtulu guy sure is cool," said no one on P99.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:29 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-44L9oGTnI
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:31 PM
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone.

A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:37 PM
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone.

A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.
BUT IM SUCH A NICE GUY I ALWAYS AM WILLING TO SHARE MY HOT POCKETS AND MY FEDORA JUST GOT DRY-CLEANED WHAT CAN I DOOOOOOO UGH DUMB BITCHES GET WITH ASSHOLES EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE BUT ME MOOOOOOOOM MORE HOT POCKETS.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:52 PM
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:44 PM
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Hope I don't have a mushroom dick.

Is that a good thing?

My penis vaguely resembles fungus.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:55 PM
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Good thing. Gotcha.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:57 PM
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Good thing. Gotcha.
don't lie. we all know you've never seen one of those before.
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Old 07-18-2013, 04:00 PM
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don't lie. we all know you've never seen one of those before.
An red, inflamed dick?

Thank you?
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Old 07-18-2013, 04:18 PM
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