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Old 07-09-2013, 09:11 PM
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Pooping in a sock seems complex, I mean you need to keep it open and draped down enough, while keeping it close enough to your turd cutter to avoid major spillage, also dealing with the urge to urinate while poopsocking seems messy to say the least. Do you have a second, less pourious peesock? Maybe you combine the traditional mt dew can pee trap with the poopsock for a all in one solution?

Maybe I'm over thinking it
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Old 07-09-2013, 09:13 PM
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You know whats really sad? When you google poopsock there aren't any images of an actual sock filled with poop. Sadre's story must be correct.
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Old 07-09-2013, 09:20 PM
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BING gives me this

http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/Poo...sfer_mechanics
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Old 07-09-2013, 09:39 PM
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fails to give the fourth step, which involves those poopsocks eventually igniting and launching NW, toward London.
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Old 07-09-2013, 10:38 PM
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back in the day some eq addict was found dead in his apartment and one of the things they found were socks he had literally pooped in.
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Old 07-10-2013, 12:03 AM
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Wow, that's messed up. I was a huge EQ addict, spending 60+ hours a week playing, in a top serverwide guild, etc, but I never would have shat anywhere except a toilet...
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Old 07-10-2013, 01:27 AM
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It's not true. Urban legend.
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Old 07-10-2013, 02:37 AM
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Cure for pooksocking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=Y8UaSWhiKsU

100 percent of all users have eliminated a need to poop in socks during these EVENTS.

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Old 07-10-2013, 02:54 AM
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If you roast the filled sock at 450 degrees for 90 minutes, then boil in 5 quarts of lightly salted water for 30mins, you will have poopstock.
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Old 07-10-2013, 05:08 AM
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If you roast the filled sock at 450 degrees for 90 minutes, then boil in 5 quarts of lightly salted water for 30mins, you will have poopstock.
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