How long until you fart

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Grahm [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

and have had a girlfriend that would literally intentionally queef while I was eating her out.

That's over the line man, what the fuck.

[visage]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's over the line man, what the fuck.

Right? First time is forgiven, second puke in her snatch

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's over the line man, what the fuck.

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Right? First time is forgiven, second puke in her snatch

u 2 should get cosmos at Sky Bar

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

Personally I like to fuck neanderthal women with pubes to their knees who have never showered once in their lives, who have shit smeared all over their asses, and whose teeth are falling out because they flaunt the societal norm of tooth-brushing. I ain't no brainwashed sheep! At least these neanderthal bitches like the smell of the inside of my ass so I can fart whenever I damn well please, ya heard?

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Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

confirmed virgin

[Barkingturtle]

I typically don't force people I respect to smell the food rotting inside my body.

Of course I don't consume any animal products, so there's very little if anything decomposing inside me, unlike most of you fatties.

In the event one does need to fart, it is exactly like sneezing -- one should fart into their own palm or into the nook of their elbow and then the offensive gases should be thrown in the garbage.

[Lojik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oEvl4go1Kk

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I typically don't force people I respect to smell the food rotting inside my body.

i guess if it's out of basic courtesy, but like, some people hold their fart and pretend they dont need to fart. if you feel a fart, excuse yourself to fart for fucks sake quit acting 16.

[Grahm]

I don't watch wilfred unless frodo baggins is in it

[visage]

Dude if I was eating a chick out or giving a rim job. If she farted from either end. It would be a deal breaker. One time though, I was nailing a chick from behind, and she qeefed so hard it shot out my dick. Was so epic I bought her a mil shake after.