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Old 06-15-2011, 01:23 PM
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local radio station lets you call in and "tell em why you're mad".
I know this isn't the radio but i'll start it off and tell you all why Im mad:

1- sign up for some bullshit school, whatever it happens.
2- later find out that theres no diploma or even certificate for completing. start gettin a little angry.
3- 11 months later and i have 1 day left of school... supposed to start an "externship" (i think its like an internship but elsewhere), but now i have to pass background checks and a piss test!

so yeah, im mad. i spent 300 on a nice new vaporizer (with the bag n everything) and now i have to spend some more money just to undo all my hard work polluting my body. Aaaand, im supposed to take that test in about 2 hours.

so yeah, im mad!






tl:dr version - im in peace pipe and im angry that i need to pass a drug test to 'succeed' in life. fuck
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:29 PM
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http://www.commonthreadz.org/shop/index.html

Ordered $248 worth of shirts April 24th 2011. Since then, due to lack of an email regarding tracking info etc I've had to contact them at 2 different phone numbers and 4 different email addresses (no exaggeration). My only response thus far has been from a guy named "A.J" who speaks extremely broken english, and really has made this whole process impossible.

I was informed on ~may 10th that they didn't have the colors I wanted in 3-4 shirts. So they asked me to pick new colors, I do so, then receive a reply identifying they don't have those either. This time, though, they've included a website for a different company selling the same T Shirts (commonthreadz sells them with "art" on them though) and ask me to pick from there.

It's been over a month now since my second selection. I've recontacted "A.J" 2-3 times with no response, and both of their phone #s go straight to a message telling customers to email them.

Did I get scammed? I'm thinking yes.
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:16 PM
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http://www.passdrugtest.com/
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:16 PM
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so ez to pass just put some water in it duh

or pill bottle with clean friend piss
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:21 PM
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or pill bottle with clean friend piss
I've been patted down really intensely twice so far for piss tests. I think you may be able to get away with a bladder taped to your leg or something, but the pill bottle won't fly unless you're getting your test done by someone who doesn't follow the protocol.

Also, by "patted down really intensely" i mean they literally cupped my junk through my pants and rubbed me like a new puppy.
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:23 PM
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rubbed me like a new puppy.
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:26 PM
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I've been patted down really intensely twice so far for piss tests. I think you may be able to get away with a bladder taped to your leg or something, but the pill bottle won't fly unless you're getting your test done by someone who doesn't follow the protocol.

Also, by "patted down really intensely" i mean they literally cupped my junk through my pants and rubbed me like a new puppy.
use your prison wallet bro
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:29 PM
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1. prison wallet

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.

Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet. heroin asshole boombox prison smuggling cavity search

2. prison wallet

where prisoners gang members keep things they want to keep safe IE up there butt
i keep my money in my prison wallet. i got to get it out of my prison wallet
bunghole bunghole basket poop-shoot turd tunnel fannypack
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Old 06-15-2011, 04:17 PM
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Also, by "patted down really intensely" i mean they literally cupped my junk through my pants and rubbed me like a new puppy.
Bypass the homeless guy out front next time. He has nothing to do with the piss test.
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Old 06-15-2011, 04:18 PM
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Bypass the homeless guy out front next time. He has nothing to do with the piss test.
omg i just almost died choking on a hot pocket
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