a Project99 Poem

[Ashimar]

Another night as a soloing warrior, with an Executioners Axe
I'm doing way more damage than i do with 2 fucking Yaks
But im in West Karana, so i can wield whatever i wanna
but thats as obvious as someone from Peace Pipe who smokes Marijuana
But if you wanna start a fight, go ahead, because im rocking full Indicolite
I'll root you with a treant staff and pelt you with arrows at a distance, thats right

To Rogean and Nilbog im just another player
but to my imaginary girlfriend, i kick more ass than John Mayer
I think im going to switch to Axe of the Slayers
Because Fourthmeal eats too many beefy 5-layers

I have as much wisdom to offer as a shaman in full totemic
just spent my last 5k on a Pegasus feather cloak, Thanks Mitic!
atleast it was cheaper than a fucking Flowing black silk sash
time to go... its another marathon of my favorite show, Mash.