BBC News now more erudite than ever

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Here are some actual selected quotes from an article literally titled Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet.

The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.

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To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.