Tell me!

[Madbad]

What do you think the justification will be for delaying Velious release again?

My theory?

Daybreak Games (under the direction of The Illuminati) will use HAARP to supercharge a chemtrail over Greenland. The resulting temperature change will create a layer of water underneath the glacial sheet causing it to slip into the North Atlantic. Sea levels will rise and a new ice age will be upon us.

Being cold blooded, our reptilian overlords Nilbog and Rogean will be forced to take refuge from the icy wastes underground. Unfortunately, their was an over sight in the design of their geothermal powered underground lair: It was built in the 80's, so while it has copious stores of cocaine, hair spray, and a sweet Cyndi Lauper tape, there is no internet access.

And so, while Nilbog and Rogean are safely underground re-watching the volleyball scene from top gun, we shall be enjoying four more years of Kunark!

TL;DR?

I need a hobby.