Druid-gold: genocide, blood diamonds, extinction, and the fruits of proletariat labor

[Tol]

The Ocean of Tears: A fitting name for a land void of hope after capitalist druid swine have strip-mined the precious natural resources and led a crusade of iconoclasm and extinction against its residents.

The Allizewsaur is an endangered species that druids slaughter without remorse to fund their blood-diamond trade back home on the mainland. When Allizewsaur are in short supply due to over-predation, druids can frequently be seen committing unspeakable acts of genocide towards seafurry cyclops or hill giants in lake rathe.

Of course, squeezing blood from a turnip is a druids hobby, so they will often charge upwards of 100pp to transport stranded travelers in the Ocean of Tears back to safety. They also accept payment in food stamps and yet-to-be-conceived firstborn children.

So next time you're forced to do business with a druid, ask to see their finances and paper trail. Make sure you aren't an unwitting contributor to their adventures abroad. Remember: Every piece of +Wis gear you sell to a druid is a metaphorical bullet in their firearm of oppression!

I'm not saying all druids are horrible morally bankrupt bourgeoisie landowners, just most of them.