Bitcoin takeover?

[Vyal]

I been reading about Bitcoin and I guess all you need to do is run a Bitcoin miner to generate Bitcoins, right?
These things are selling @ 1 Bitcoin for 334 dollars.
With Russian economy temporary crashing due to sanction and Bitcoin trading 1 for 35,500 rubles was wandering who is involved in pools on p99, I wanna get in on this and invest like thousand of rubles in some Russian company now before sanctions end and prices return.

Is that even how it would work? I know you people are super nerds and know this shit, explain please...