Lite on Suicide Watch

Doors · #1 10-07-2014, 01:50 AM

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Not Salem · #2 10-07-2014, 02:08 AM

lite's never lost a raid mob before, I really hope he can handle this

Tradesonred · #3 10-07-2014, 02:21 AM

If the name wasnt holocaust and i didnt know id get veto'd out id come help, i joined Nihilum basically to see Lite take an elf quest dirt nap but that electricity bill had to get paid and Lite doesnt drop loot.

Doors · #4 10-07-2014, 02:28 AM

Great story.

Silent · #5 10-07-2014, 02:38 AM

Handpartytowel · #6 10-07-2014, 02:45 AM

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Farzo · #7 10-07-2014, 02:50 AM

Nice work gents. Sorry I couldn't be there to play my small part RL calls me away till next week.

Smedy · #8 10-07-2014, 02:53 AM

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Fade in:

Frank Gongogeru's Basement BedRoom - Grandmother's house - Night

Frank Gongogeru is sitting on his bed, fully clothed, after an exhausting 76 hour period of playing a 15 year old elf simulator computer game. His piggish snout is shaking in rage as he goes over what has just happened to him on a 15 year old elf simulator.

Frank Gongogeru:
How dare this piece of shit Gongshow steal my pixels!! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE. NIZZAR STOLE YEARS FROM ME AND NOW GONGSHOW IS DOING IT AGAIN.

Frank Gongogeru reaches for his nightstand and withdraws a 9mm pistol, fully loaded.

Frank Gongogeru:
I can't deal with the loss of my beloved pixels and having to report to my probation officer weekly due to my past as a child rapist/federal sex offender list. Fuck this cruel world.

A shot rings out throughout Frank Gongogeru's grandmother's house. His family find Frank Gongogeru lying in bed, his head split apart like a delicious blooming onion from Outback.

The Holocaust led by Emperor Gongshow continue to wreck havoc across the plains of Norrath in the 15 year old elf simulator known as Everquest - Project 1999: RED.

Fade out.

how dare u

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the presidente will pluck you, be afraid, very afraid

bubur · #9 10-07-2014, 02:58 AM

these real life hunting attacks are too much for me im qutting server bbbbbbbb

Vharvest · #10 10-07-2014, 03:21 AM

Send it to the writer's guild, pretty sure this is oscar worthy material. I would pay $20 to see it on IMAX