REAL AMERICAN HEROES

[Strifer]

OH FUCK, LOOK OUT ITS TIGGLES AND ALARTI
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This is Tiggles and Alarti above, notice Alarti's underwear to "Prove it" to scrubs how big his balls are

These fine gentlemen uphold everything it is to be Real American Heroes. They work hard to establish from the ground up the premiere raiding guild on Project 1999.There are haters, who deny their greatness, but that would be similar to saying that we didn't land on the moon, Apple pie isn't American, or that you would still stuff it in Kim Kardashian after Kanye West's cock has already left her snatch a hollow gaping chasm. Do these guys bend over and take it like white collar crime committing softies that dropped the soap in a federal pound me in the ass prison?

FUCK NO

They see your shit, make you sit on your words and spin until you blow your load because you are just a pervert like that. It is next to impossible to lose in an argument to these upstanding gentleman who uphold their first amendment right to free speech. In the rare event you find a small crack in their otherwise ornate viewpoints one simply must ask this simple term which has become Alarti's trademark.

"PROVE IT"

OH FUCKING SHIT SON YOU'VE BEEN CALLED OUT! WHAT DO YOU DO??? FRAPS OR IT DIDN't HAPPEN SON! You can't mess with greatness and they know it. Fuck Tiggles has been in semi retirement until Velious because hes just so goddamn good, and the simple fact is that he is still better than 90% of all raiders currently, and will be right up there with others once it is time to slay the dragon.

ALSO JEREMY IS COOL TOO
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WE SALUTE YOU ALL, REAL.AMERICAN.HEROES.
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Also, let me into TMO goddammit

[DeruIsLove]

TL;DR

[Brynnag]

All i see is an american flag so FUCK YEA MURIKA!!!

[Oleris]

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[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I once gave one of my employees so much shit for fucking up he offered to come over and fix a a creaky stair of mine leading to the basement. For free. On a Sunday.

This thread comes pretty close to that.

[Lune]

You're implying Kim Karsashian's snatch wasn't already a hollow, gaping chasm before Kanye, and I don't appreciate it.

Also Rogean already proved it back in december

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You're implying Kim Karsashian's snatch wasn't already a hollow, gaping chasm before Kanye, and I don't appreciate it.

Also Rogean already proved it back in december

The fact is that no matter what you do you wont feel anything similar to a dentists office visit

[Estolcles]

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Yay Zeb!

[Uuruk]

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